I think I can confidently say that my give a fuck has busted and I don't think they make the parts to fix it anymore 😭😭😭

When you're in that weird spot in your life between "OMG they were so young" and "I thought they died a long time ago" 🤔🤣😫

Feeling this today 😞

Working on slowly cutting down how much I eat now so I can crush half a pan of green bean casserole on Thanksgiving and regret it that night 😂😋

As a proud GenXer, saying that Live's "Throwing Copper" is one of the 10 best albums of the 90's is a hill I will confidently die on.

Well, that's going to be something everyone's gonna be talking about.... 😅 #nicehineyironmike

I may seem like I have it together, but a lot of times it's just that "DVD" symbol bonking around inside my brain until it hits the corner and that's when I remember what I walked through the doorway for. 🤷🤣

This is Zelda, Bringer of Chaos. Right now she's mad because she can't get to where the small human 👶is so she can assess the situation. Believe me, she lets us know if she feels we're not doing an adequate job. 🤣

Hi. If you like slightly unhinged, occasionally dark, sometimes foul-mouthed humor, books, animals, memes, random trivia, and stuff like that, here I am. 😊 I love kind people. I bite mean ones. Can't say I didn't warn you.... it's literally in my name. 👍 If you like to laugh, gimme a follow.