Carefree Jasper
@carefreejasper.bsky.social
Liquidator on repeat. Home is where the Bridge is.
Sancho needs to come off at half time. Been anonymous upfront and a liability at the back.
May 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Sancho needs to come off at half time. Been anonymous upfront and a liability at the back.
Quietly going about his business. Remarkably underrated by rival fans.
🔵🇦🇷 Enzo Fernández reached 20 G/A this season with 9 goals, 11 assists… and massive impact for Chelsea.
May 4, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Quietly going about his business. Remarkably underrated by rival fans.
April 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Our defence is abhorrent. All the money we have spent and I can’t say for certain that a single of our CB’s are good enough.
April 20, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Our defence is abhorrent. All the money we have spent and I can’t say for certain that a single of our CB’s are good enough.
Jorgensen, I could’ve saved that lad.
April 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Jorgensen, I could’ve saved that lad.
Defence almost invisible and I’m always jealous of our opposition for having a better keeper.
No wonder we’re tumbling down the table.
No wonder we’re tumbling down the table.
April 13, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Defence almost invisible and I’m always jealous of our opposition for having a better keeper.
No wonder we’re tumbling down the table.
No wonder we’re tumbling down the table.
And I don’t care what anybody says, Chalobah is terrible. No wonder we want to sell him.
April 13, 2025 at 1:35 PM
And I don’t care what anybody says, Chalobah is terrible. No wonder we want to sell him.
We’re actually terrible. Our defence is non-existent.
April 13, 2025 at 1:33 PM
We’re actually terrible. Our defence is non-existent.
Playing with Nkunku is like playing with a man down.
April 6, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Playing with Nkunku is like playing with a man down.
That has to be a red!?
April 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM
That has to be a red!?
The whole point of offside is to ensure the attacker doesn’t have a significant advantage.
If VAR need 4 minutes to see if Colwill is offside, does he really have an advantage?
If VAR need 4 minutes to see if Colwill is offside, does he really have an advantage?
April 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The whole point of offside is to ensure the attacker doesn’t have a significant advantage.
If VAR need 4 minutes to see if Colwill is offside, does he really have an advantage?
If VAR need 4 minutes to see if Colwill is offside, does he really have an advantage?
Who tf is targeting Fofana? Surely not Chelsea fans?
In a statement, Chelsea FC say they are "appalled and disgusted" as Wesley Fofana becomes the target of racist abuse on Instagram.
They are in touch with the authorities and platforms to identify the perpetrators, note the rise in abuse towards players and support Wes behind the scenes.
They are in touch with the authorities and platforms to identify the perpetrators, note the rise in abuse towards players and support Wes behind the scenes.
March 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Who tf is targeting Fofana? Surely not Chelsea fans?
Every game that Tyrique George plays, he gets an assist. What a player.
March 6, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Every game that Tyrique George plays, he gets an assist. What a player.
I always want Chelsea to win but I’m sort of glad that Cole has “dropped off” (not that I think he actually has), as it’s highlighted how little the attackers around him have actually been doing.
I haven’t once thought Cole has been at fault for our recent form.
I haven’t once thought Cole has been at fault for our recent form.
‼️Enzo Maresca on Cole Palmer's form: "Cole is just upset because we are not winning games. It is nothing more than that."
"I am always concerned about general performances but I am not concerned about Cole. The Problem with Cole is we rely on Cole for everything."
"I am always concerned about general performances but I am not concerned about Cole. The Problem with Cole is we rely on Cole for everything."
February 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I always want Chelsea to win but I’m sort of glad that Cole has “dropped off” (not that I think he actually has), as it’s highlighted how little the attackers around him have actually been doing.
I haven’t once thought Cole has been at fault for our recent form.
I haven’t once thought Cole has been at fault for our recent form.
I think overall what the club are trying to do with transfers is the most logical to eventually compete.
But the way they have hit the self-district button in the first promising szn we’ve had since the new owners took over, is beyond moronic.
Whoever sanctioned all our loans out needs firing.
But the way they have hit the self-district button in the first promising szn we’ve had since the new owners took over, is beyond moronic.
Whoever sanctioned all our loans out needs firing.
February 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I think overall what the club are trying to do with transfers is the most logical to eventually compete.
But the way they have hit the self-district button in the first promising szn we’ve had since the new owners took over, is beyond moronic.
Whoever sanctioned all our loans out needs firing.
But the way they have hit the self-district button in the first promising szn we’ve had since the new owners took over, is beyond moronic.
Whoever sanctioned all our loans out needs firing.
February 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I get why Leicester fans were getting fed up of Maresca’s football. Side to side passing with little creativity.
But then again, I don’t think our players are good enough anyway.
Blame across the board.
But then again, I don’t think our players are good enough anyway.
Blame across the board.
February 8, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I get why Leicester fans were getting fed up of Maresca’s football. Side to side passing with little creativity.
But then again, I don’t think our players are good enough anyway.
Blame across the board.
But then again, I don’t think our players are good enough anyway.
Blame across the board.
Jesus Christ. Not one conversion.
February 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Jesus Christ. Not one conversion.
Considering we are in a rut and probably needed to strengthen the team, I think it was a great idea to loan out so much of our depth without bringing in a significant signing in any of the areas we’re short.
February 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Considering we are in a rut and probably needed to strengthen the team, I think it was a great idea to loan out so much of our depth without bringing in a significant signing in any of the areas we’re short.
February 3, 2025 at 9:34 PM
