Every year is another “oh shit I AM the gay cousin…” moment

“Want to eat like a local?” I was BORN HERE…..

Yes it’s a jillow

Look the reason the former sucks is misogyny. It’s always morally correct to want the male character to die for yuri.

I don’t even go here but do you want me to kill that guy for you

Sour cream oh I KNOW that was a banger.

Holy shit. I see it I see the vision.

Omg what kind of casserole was your first casserole?

Its just tater tots and hamburger and green beans it’s nothing special except that it’s one of the main 3 or 4 recipes he knows and bc he always got off work before my mom he was always the one in charge of feeding us dinner when my brother and I were kids so it’s. Yknow. 🥲

Bc they made a female doctor in Victorian England who got (re-?) married at least a decade after the birth of her daughter, who does not share either of her last names. And then they explained absolutely none of that.

Spines are poorly designed hardware too I guess.

Ok knees cracking is one thing knees are poorly designed hardware to begin with but back pain…. Back pain….

Free my girl yeah she did all that but can you blame her

HOW…. PLEASE TELL THEM TO EXERCISE BEFORE ITS TOO LATE IM AFRAID FOR THEM

I literally lifted a pillow off my bed and for some reason this caused the muscles running down my back to all seize up. They’re still kind of stiff. Like. Why. 😭

Does not help that I just had to use that very specific set of “maintaining balance on ice” muscles for the first time in 8 months this morning.

43mph gusts of wind on pikmin bloom community week is some kind of sick joke i still have 10,000 flowers to plant