Listen you two, stop or no more gluck gluck for any bruhs!

When ya own an edible dispensary ya need to know dis shit for the bruhs coming in

Homemade worse with raw liquid chicken in it, Bruhriguez. Imma say store ain’t much better but less salmonella chances

Imma orator

And I suck a mean dick too

Imma Strader. We be walkin’ talkin’ Shakespearian tragic comedy. Imma surpriz’d I didn’t lose a foot. My sistabruh Vee missin’ her clutch digits. But Auntie Teebag is amazeballs and got her new fingers that is like Bat-Bruh level gadget made dirty sweaty sexytimes with Luke Skywalker’s hand

My milkshake is distractin’, Bruhriguez

The silver linin’ is me learnin’ I can’t fly

Can’t be showin’ those Spanish pussy lips, Bruhriguez

Grindr is discriminatory against me, Bruhriguez. All because I have a sweet as a peach vageen

Manifesting maybe! Imma find us 1! Inma ask Auntie Teebag’s personal assistant Harold The Personal Assistant (formerly Harold the Cameraperson who filmed my granddaddy’s promos and was paid in meth and hookers back then). He clean now though but gets High End Escorts now. But imma ask him, Bruhbyn!

Wanna come? Imma called Carebear cuz I share cuz I care, Bruhriguez. Plenty’o’dicks for us both!

But Imma busy this Friday, as Imma axin’ @ratedxsupergirl.bsky.social where dis glory-hole be at