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Excessively round Finch
@carduelisflatuum.bsky.social
💨 Dumb fartbird that eats people occasionally. Poops on windshields. 💨

🔞ADULTS ONLY.🔞 29, she/her, cis but very butch 🐦
Yes exactly! It only makes sense!

Aww haha I'm glad you see the light now! I tend to just break em in chunks, throw seasoning or spice mix on it and some oil, and then bake until crispy and it's just the best thing. So versatile. Tofu can do anything!
November 3, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I'm so glad you're a fellow fat fur enthusiast who's also vegan. 💚 I wish more furries at least considered it.

I thrive on tofu!
November 3, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I dunno why I imagined them becoming whole again as individuals like a hammerhead worm
October 22, 2025 at 6:09 AM
This is a dangerous thing to ask me because you Know I will just say Barney Gumble
October 20, 2025 at 6:25 AM
That's not even a micropenis anymore, that's a downright nanopenis. Heheeh
October 14, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Ooh that's cool! I'll have to look into it
October 10, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Thank you! And yes I should!
September 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
nah I'm with you but I very recently got accused of maybe not being a real furry so I dunno how much value my opinion holds haha
September 30, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Onion rings are everything... a place here does beer battered ones and they're godly
September 26, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Oooh gotcha. Yeah if people can do it in a considerate and healthy way then more power to em, but being forced into something you don't like is never fun!
September 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I'm the last one to kinkshame but findomming makes no sense to me. But maybe I'm just poor!
September 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Yeap. You hit the nail on the head. This is the first step to banning all adult stuff and even non-adult stuff and I'm not having it!

I'm a vegan vorarephile. Suck on that with your working mouth, staff
September 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Needs to be largerrrr!
September 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Not large enough! I need to be the size of a blimp! 🎈
September 9, 2025 at 9:36 AM