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Cardnal
@cardnal.bsky.social
I Play games and occasionally make funny jokes
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Old School long series gaming videos, 12-15 minutes long, located right here!
www.youtube.com/@1p-2p
DO NOT SKIM READ THIS!!! I REPEAT!!! DO! NOT! SKIM!
I've loved Sigourney Weaver ever since one of my all-time favorite movies, ALIEN. Couldn't resist going all fanboy on her yesterday & asking for a photo. She told me she's now in the cast of The Mandalorian. Talk about bad timing: she's now in that galaxy far, far away, years after I checked out! 💔
December 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I've always wanted them to make the stage from this exact frame of the opening of Super Smash Bros into a playable stage.
October 30, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Sees something cool while looking at a picture.

Eyes finally focus and you realize it's not at all what you thought it was.

Me: "It looked cooler when I couldn't actually look at it right."
October 26, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Dealing with existential dread is so much fun because your brain just goes:

Brain: "Hey falling to your death is a thing that can happen always"

Me: "Thanks, so glad you've reminded me of this"

Brain: "No problem broski"
October 26, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I'm finally in Minnesota and it's dawning on me each day a little more how far I am from where I grew up.
October 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Time to go back to buying physical discs even if they just hold the digital version of the game via download on them instead of Gamepass. Because if we do that moving forward, they'll more or less be forced to can the whole thing and start putting the game back on the disc.
October 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Remember everyone.
An inch is just a mile beginning to build itself.
So don't give any.
That is all.
September 26, 2025 at 7:50 AM
This was a silly goofy moment we did on @1player2player.bsky.social that probably won't get many views because we used a swear word in the first minute.
youtube.com/shorts/oj-Re...
How Unfortunate...
YouTube video by 1P-2P
youtube.com
September 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Still here.
In case you were Curious.
Also, on a related note.
Still Wednesday.
September 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
It never works though
I miss good ol' fashioned homophobia, where they tell ya they'd really much rather you fucked a woman in the ass and then they give you a delicious chicken sandwich to try and get you to AT LEAST consider it.
September 22, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I miss good ol' fashioned homophobia, where they tell ya they'd really much rather you fucked a woman in the ass and then they give you a delicious chicken sandwich to try and get you to AT LEAST consider it.
September 19, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I'm moving to Minnesota right now, so the time I've had with my son while playing Donkey Kong has been extremely helpful with de-stressing
September 15, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Lowkey hope it's Wario.
And you can bet your sweet bippy!! I'm getting the Virtual Boy stuff when it comes out!
Donkey Kong Bananza is by far a significantly better game than Super Mario Odyssey!! The Odyssey team really outdid themselves!! Super excited for their next project!!
September 15, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Donkey Kong Bananza is by far a significantly better game than Super Mario Odyssey!! The Odyssey team really outdid themselves!! Super excited for their next project!!
September 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Y'all remember when #markiplier played #darkwood? That was a good time.

Anyway, he's in the hospital again.
August 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Cool Donkey Kong Bananza challenge run idea I'm sure someone else has already had.

Level by Sublevel!
-Can't unlock skill points until you reach the next Sublevel
-No moving onto the next Sublevel until you've collected all Bananas

Super fun and easy for beginners and newcomers alike!
August 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Sup?
August 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Hear me out, we should make a game called Concord but it's a battle royale where everyone is a different flavored Grape and the winner is last Grape standing!
August 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The only input I have about Donkey Kong Bananza is the fact that I don't like that Pauline only ever says stuff like "I'm Happy" and "You LOVE Bananas DK! at the beginning of the game and then just sort of stops doing it as time moves on. I wish she would say the cute kid things it's adorable!
August 12, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I'm currently playing the Thief II multiplayer mod with @raccoonfireball.bsky.social over on 1P-2P! It's madness! Come watch!
youtu.be/SlyzNR2nx7k
Thief II #17: Hot Wings and Invisible Bodies
YouTube video by 1P-2P
youtu.be
August 11, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Ever wanted to watche make a fool of myself on the internet in real time?
Here you go!
youtu.be/t2xp9pw-3Ks
Sunken King Finale: IS THAT KALAMEET!? (It was not)
YouTube video by 1P-2P
youtu.be
August 2, 2025 at 7:16 PM
We're nearly finished with the Sunken King DLC!! One boys down one more to go!
(Yes we know about the the knights who are also a boys, but they stuck so I opted out of doing that one)
youtu.be/Mko8gj3Z_4E
Sunken King #9: Squalid Queen Squashed!
YouTube video by 1P-2P
youtu.be
August 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Waiting patiently for @guppies.bsky.social store to open so I can buy the first Pikachu-related print and frame it on my wall
a kitten is standing in a clear container
ALT: a kitten is standing in a clear container
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August 1, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I hugely dislike easter eggs that sit on maps built in grid forms, if I can interact with grids by putting things on it I want the hidden little easter egg to have some kind of hidden interaction, make it a puzzle and then give me an a achievement! Make it fun to find!
July 31, 2025 at 9:05 PM