Wyn "The Woman, The MILF, The Legend" Montaril
@cardinalbardinal.bsky.social
talk like a lady, walk like a strumpet
23 - she/her - bard
23 - she/her - bard
Pinned
I'm Jamie, 30, he/they, side account to @odetonextdoorscat.bsky.social
1. Be 18+
2. Respect the person behind the character
3. Wyn likes to cause trouble on purpose, but I don't, and I am always okay with being asked to reel her in if you need
1. Be 18+
2. Respect the person behind the character
3. Wyn likes to cause trouble on purpose, but I don't, and I am always okay with being asked to reel her in if you need
i once had to stop my nephew feeding my son tadpoles from the pond in the gardens and now
here i am
eating fucking tadpoles
here i am
eating fucking tadpoles
November 10, 2024 at 5:00 AM
i once had to stop my nephew feeding my son tadpoles from the pond in the gardens and now
here i am
eating fucking tadpoles
here i am
eating fucking tadpoles
if you're ever unsure as to whether I'm actually flirting with you or just playing around the answer is "that depends on if you're into it or not"
November 10, 2024 at 4:22 AM
if you're ever unsure as to whether I'm actually flirting with you or just playing around the answer is "that depends on if you're into it or not"
on the one hand I was trying to keep the whole baby thing on the down-low considering Gortash has the family of my friend hostage so I doubt he's above doing the same to mine
......on the other, how can I not show off this perfect lickle face? 😭🥺
......on the other, how can I not show off this perfect lickle face? 😭🥺
November 9, 2024 at 5:47 AM
on the one hand I was trying to keep the whole baby thing on the down-low considering Gortash has the family of my friend hostage so I doubt he's above doing the same to mine
......on the other, how can I not show off this perfect lickle face? 😭🥺
......on the other, how can I not show off this perfect lickle face? 😭🥺
i may fall asleep before getting around to these but 👀
November 9, 2024 at 5:20 AM
i may fall asleep before getting around to these but 👀
what is it about being horny that also makes me a solid 60% more stupid
November 9, 2024 at 4:22 AM
what is it about being horny that also makes me a solid 60% more stupid
There once was a man from Amn
Who used self-love to keep calm
It soon came to be
He could no longer see
And hairs did grow on his palm
Who used self-love to keep calm
It soon came to be
He could no longer see
And hairs did grow on his palm
November 8, 2024 at 4:18 AM
There once was a man from Amn
Who used self-love to keep calm
It soon came to be
He could no longer see
And hairs did grow on his palm
Who used self-love to keep calm
It soon came to be
He could no longer see
And hairs did grow on his palm
you ever rescue a guy and then pop into his house to say hi only to get asked to deal with a poltergeist infestation which devolves into a wild goose chase up and down the stairs until you decide it's just not worth the reward (one painting) and leave or am I just having a weird day
November 6, 2024 at 4:23 AM
you ever rescue a guy and then pop into his house to say hi only to get asked to deal with a poltergeist infestation which devolves into a wild goose chase up and down the stairs until you decide it's just not worth the reward (one painting) and leave or am I just having a weird day
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Chippin a lil more through the list of free sketches w/ one for @cardinalbardinal.bsky.social !
[ #myart ]
[ #myart ]
November 6, 2024 at 3:49 AM
Chippin a lil more through the list of free sketches w/ one for @cardinalbardinal.bsky.social !
[ #myart ]
[ #myart ]
have you lot checked under the sofa cushions?
November 5, 2024 at 3:08 AM
have you lot checked under the sofa cushions?
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November 2, 2024 at 3:04 PM
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Beware to never insult
When dealing with matters occult
Keep your voice level
When you speak to a devil
Or you may not enjoy the result
When dealing with matters occult
Keep your voice level
When you speak to a devil
Or you may not enjoy the result
November 4, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Beware to never insult
When dealing with matters occult
Keep your voice level
When you speak to a devil
Or you may not enjoy the result
When dealing with matters occult
Keep your voice level
When you speak to a devil
Or you may not enjoy the result
if Balduran had a particular way of walking, would that be Baldur’s Gait?
November 4, 2024 at 3:57 AM
if Balduran had a particular way of walking, would that be Baldur’s Gait?
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"But perhaps there is more that I want..."
"This 'more' that you want. What is it?"
"Not what. Who."
Halsin 💚
"This 'more' that you want. What is it?"
"Not what. Who."
Halsin 💚
October 23, 2023 at 2:59 PM
"But perhaps there is more that I want..."
"This 'more' that you want. What is it?"
"Not what. Who."
Halsin 💚
"This 'more' that you want. What is it?"
"Not what. Who."
Halsin 💚
I'm seeing a lot of anxiety around here today, I do have a pipe and a wee baggy of, ahem, "exotic vegetation" if anybody wants a little help in chilling the fuck out
November 3, 2024 at 1:48 AM
I'm seeing a lot of anxiety around here today, I do have a pipe and a wee baggy of, ahem, "exotic vegetation" if anybody wants a little help in chilling the fuck out
♪One's on the bottom, strong is he, Two's in the middle, carrying Three, Three's pretending not to be THREE KOBOLD'S IN A TRENCHCOAT♫
...I'm going to be humming this damned song for a tenday and a half
...I'm going to be humming this damned song for a tenday and a half
November 3, 2024 at 12:59 AM
♪One's on the bottom, strong is he, Two's in the middle, carrying Three, Three's pretending not to be THREE KOBOLD'S IN A TRENCHCOAT♫
...I'm going to be humming this damned song for a tenday and a half
...I'm going to be humming this damned song for a tenday and a half
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@adorablebanite.bsky.social how much gold would you want for stealing all the laces out of the archduke's shirts whilst he's away?
asking for a friend
asking for a friend
November 2, 2024 at 7:07 PM
@adorablebanite.bsky.social how much gold would you want for stealing all the laces out of the archduke's shirts whilst he's away?
asking for a friend
asking for a friend
has His Higness disappeared? what a shame
that I didn't get a chance to put my head in his chest and go blblblblbl
that I didn't get a chance to put my head in his chest and go blblblblbl
November 2, 2024 at 7:05 PM
has His Higness disappeared? what a shame
that I didn't get a chance to put my head in his chest and go blblblblbl
that I didn't get a chance to put my head in his chest and go blblblblbl
those are definitely fireworks being set off under normal celebratory circumstances, Felogyr's is absolutely not on fire, I have been at the other end of the city this whole time, do not go and check
November 2, 2024 at 6:26 PM
those are definitely fireworks being set off under normal celebratory circumstances, Felogyr's is absolutely not on fire, I have been at the other end of the city this whole time, do not go and check
old #tavqotd from twt: Would your tav/durge survive in YOUR daily life?
wyn would die of fucking boredom 😂
wyn would die of fucking boredom 😂
November 2, 2024 at 4:12 PM
old #tavqotd from twt: Would your tav/durge survive in YOUR daily life?
wyn would die of fucking boredom 😂
wyn would die of fucking boredom 😂
sending in prank letters to the baldur's mouth advice column
November 2, 2024 at 12:54 AM
sending in prank letters to the baldur's mouth advice column
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before I really settled on Tav!Wyn's age and her dynamic w Gortash, I did roll around the idea of her being closer to her canon age and ending up briefly in the HoH when he was there and part of me is still like........ MAN that would be an interesting reunion ~30 years on
October 31, 2024 at 3:52 AM
before I really settled on Tav!Wyn's age and her dynamic w Gortash, I did roll around the idea of her being closer to her canon age and ending up briefly in the HoH when he was there and part of me is still like........ MAN that would be an interesting reunion ~30 years on