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Card Cutter 🗡️🤡
@cardcuttervo.bsky.social
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A.K.A. Cillian Caruso | 🔞 MDNI | He/Him | 30+ | Voice Actor/Some Clown with a Microphone | @wyldcircus.bsky.social

Model: https://vgen.co/l0nq | PFP: @knightmaid9.bsky.social | Links: https://linktr.ee/cardcuttervo | See pinned for contact

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Here's a preview of what's coming to Fansly soon! If @feelgoodfairy.bsky.social's goal for November is met by Sunday, you'll be able to hear the entire thing (and all of my original NSFW work) for free for a week!
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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I don't... "method act" for any of my NSFW work, but you can pretend I did for this one if it makes you feel better.
November 16, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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@miss-morningstar.bsky.social If I say the line, it won’t sound right. It needs an Australian flair. You know the one.
Crocodile Dundee (Paul Hogan) and Sue Charlton (Linda Kozlowski) from the film Crocodile Dundee. Dundee is holding up a knife. A still from the scene where Dundee says, “That’s not a knife. That’s a knife.”
November 1, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Why would you run from me? You're going to hurt my feelings.

Great script, Ziggy!
October 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Alright.
A close-up of the original drawing of Cutter’s head by @cloverclubjester.bsky.social, zoomed in on the lips, which are covered in black lipstick with face paint forming a black smile around them.
October 25, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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When it speaks to me, I must speak it.
October 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Start running. 🗡️🤡
The Killer
October 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that.

Now, now...

Here's looking at you, kid.
October 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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“While… shows like this may feature non-white or disabled characters to show their young audiences the importance of inclusivity and acceptance, … [this] might wind up being more confusing to kids who are not thinking about these things yet at all.”

That’s how you sound, Nicole.
Screenshot of an opinion column by Nicole Russell, published October 5, 2025 in USA Today. It reads, “While creators of shows like this may feature transgender or nonbinary characters to show their young audiences the importance of inclusivity and acceptance, the introduction of content like this at such a young age might wind up being more confusing to kids who are not thinking about these things yet at all. Sex, sexuality and gender are topics better left for parents to handle.”
October 5, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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As usual, Rae wrote a great script and I had to perform it. The regular version is short enough for Bluesky, but you'll have to go to the Fansly link below to hear the Super Special Edition Director's Cut version (for FREE!). #NSFW #NSFWaudio

fansly.com/post/8308818...
October 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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None of these involve hunting the rich and powerful and reminding them that they are made of meat and blood and that their wealth and influence cannot save them from a dagger’s point, so I’m afraid none of these are very interesting to me.

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Make a date-night! Pick any three. A. I’ll bring a flower to put behind your ear B. Take you to your favorite restaurant food C. Movie night, the favorites + something new D. Blanket fort - no clothes allowed E. Long, passionate make-out session. F. Go to a new museum, steal cheeky glances G. Watch/listen to each other’s favorite porn H. A stiff drink and a long bubble bath I. Try out the new ropes that came in the mail J. Collar time, remind you whose you are K. Long massage with oil L. Favorite video games together M. Turn on the camera to be shown off N. Stargaze and cuddle O. Go dancing, sneaky hookup on the way home P. Body writing with praise and degradation Q. Go to bed early and sleep in late
October 3, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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You’ve gone too far this time, Bonni.
Bonnicula’s Bluesky account page, with the user options pulled up. “Block account” is highlighted as if the user was tapping it.
September 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Bluesky’s moderation detection bot is so bad, it will probably censor this photo of a pair of great tits.

#blueskycensorship
A pair of great tits, a species of small passerine bird found across the eastern hemisphere, perched on a snow-covered branch.
September 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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I present for your enjoyment a brand new NSFW audio that is in full compliance with Bluesky's Terms of Service regarding adult art. I call it "Your Serial Killer Stalker Corners You in the Woods and Non-Consensually Fucks You at Knifepoint".
September 21, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Okay.
A blue and green camping tent.
September 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Sure, why not? This seems funny.

Happy birthday, @seasonofthevirgo.bsky.social! I hope it's a good one.
September 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Close enough.
A Picrew version of Cutter smiling ominously and holding a bloody knife.
September 2, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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An opossum sitting in a tree with its mouth agape. Text at the top of the image reads “Unfortunately due to personal reasons:”. Text at the bottom of the image reads “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”.
August 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Men will do anything but go to therapy.
The Saja Boys from the film KPop Demon Hunters. From left to right: Mystery Saja, Abs Saja, Jinu, Baby Saja, and Romance Saja.
August 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Reposting with alt text.

If you donate to this family and show me a receipt, I will record one (1) line of your choosing (within reason) for free. Can be SFW or NSFW. 18+ only.

#mutualaid #voiceacting

gofund.me/51d5fe13
Family affected by ICE needs support Local mother and 14-year-old Husband’s next court date: July 22 Lawyer retainer and fees: $13,000 Also seeking support with Rent: $1,250 Other bills: $400 GoFundMe: https://gofund.me/51d5fe13 CashApp: $Hernandez060824 PayPal: Brittney Hernandez
July 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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“Woman-flavored La Croix.”
Wheeze meme.
July 5, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Every time.
Cutter appears before a group of peasants, saying “Hey, guys.” The peasants point at him and say “Card”. Cutter replies, “Not what I’m called.”
May 30, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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This is a mere iota of the abuse that Ana and others like her receive daily from people so dedicated to making their lives miserable that they seek out anything online that’s even tangentially related to them, spreading baseless vitriol and, in this case, presenting obvious jokes as sincere beliefs.
A screenshot of the user @optiprime.bsky.social’s reply to Cutter’s post recording support for Ana Valens. It reads “She deserves every hate possible thing and much more. She is disgusting.” The reply includes a screenshot from Twitter of a transphobic post taking a joke Ana made a long time ago out of context and making it seem as though she is being sincere. A screenshot of the user @optiprime.bsky.social’s reply to Cutter’s post recording support for Ana Valens. It reads “You should start a campaign too, seeing these vids. Ana Valens talks about human beings like animals, does cis woman has no rights? Disgusting clowns.” The reply includes an audio-only video taken from Twitter of Ana making a joke and presented as though she is being sincere.
May 11, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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It's Maid Day?! Nobody told me! I almost missed it! C'mon, y'all, you have to keep me in the loop on these things.
Cutter's head edited onto a feminine model wearing a skimpy maid outfit.
May 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Got one! Rattle ‘em, boys!
A screenshot of Cutter’s post, which reads “In before some lost soul utters the word “Bitcoin.”” The reply below by the user Bitcoin Bro reads, “That would be smart.”
May 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM