JG Houston
@cardbordtoaster.bsky.social
// ((bwomp))
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// Commissions FULL
// STICKERS: cardbordtoaster.bigcartel.com
// Patreon: patreon.com/cardbordtoaster
// Commissions FULL
see, I told you it was necessary (it is not)
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November 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
see, I told you it was necessary (it is not)
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lore for how Bloom got bwomped (yes, it is 100% necessary that there be a cosmology to explain a bouncy imp)
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November 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
lore for how Bloom got bwomped (yes, it is 100% necessary that there be a cosmology to explain a bouncy imp)
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the master artist may not have an instagram, but he does have patrons.
bonus BWOMP, up now!
bonus BWOMP, up now!
November 17, 2025 at 8:24 PM
the master artist may not have an instagram, but he does have patrons.
bonus BWOMP, up now!
bonus BWOMP, up now!
here we have the master artist (19 years old) sculpting his fifth masterpiece this week. and no, he has never used tick tock.
whats your excuse?
whats your excuse?
November 17, 2025 at 8:24 PM
here we have the master artist (19 years old) sculpting his fifth masterpiece this week. and no, he has never used tick tock.
whats your excuse?
whats your excuse?
oh yeah, here's the back side of her sheet too.
November 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
oh yeah, here's the back side of her sheet too.
I am to blame, yes
November 12, 2025 at 9:15 AM
I am to blame, yes
For more, exclusive BWOMPED art.
November 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
For more, exclusive BWOMPED art.
Never formally introduced this imp. Her name is Bloom. She goes BWOMP.
November 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Never formally introduced this imp. Her name is Bloom. She goes BWOMP.
NEW, LOW PRICES! Get access to hundreds of exclusive art posts (including BWOMPED art), and more.
You'll also be helping me buy bread to feed all my toaster minions.
You'll also be helping me buy bread to feed all my toaster minions.
November 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
NEW, LOW PRICES! Get access to hundreds of exclusive art posts (including BWOMPED art), and more.
You'll also be helping me buy bread to feed all my toaster minions.
You'll also be helping me buy bread to feed all my toaster minions.
the electric bill keeps rising. for some reason.
(commission)
(commission)
November 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
the electric bill keeps rising. for some reason.
(commission)
(commission)
NEW, LOW PRICES! Get access to hundreds of exclusive art posts (including BWOMPED art), and more.
You'll also be helping me buy bread to feed all my toaster minions.
You'll also be helping me buy bread to feed all my toaster minions.
November 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
NEW, LOW PRICES! Get access to hundreds of exclusive art posts (including BWOMPED art), and more.
You'll also be helping me buy bread to feed all my toaster minions.
You'll also be helping me buy bread to feed all my toaster minions.
alone on a friday night? try this trick.
[alt. in comments]
[alt. in comments]
October 31, 2025 at 6:38 PM
alone on a friday night? try this trick.
[alt. in comments]
[alt. in comments]
I have no idea what you're talking about. I never post anything weird.
October 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I have no idea what you're talking about. I never post anything weird.
the real voids were the voices we met along the way.
October 14, 2025 at 5:37 AM
the real voids were the voices we met along the way.
Fang is a weak monster who drops just 4G upon defeat. He has made an appearance each October since 2019, but no one knows what he does the rest of the year. Though he has no criminal record, Fang states that he is, "[• WORKING TO IMPROVE THAT.▾]" Fang has no teeth either.
October 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Fang is a weak monster who drops just 4G upon defeat. He has made an appearance each October since 2019, but no one knows what he does the rest of the year. Though he has no criminal record, Fang states that he is, "[• WORKING TO IMPROVE THAT.▾]" Fang has no teeth either.
