piss king
@cardboard-josh.bsky.social
apart of d&p lore. 60cm. situationship w/ golden pig.
'twas the night before wdapteo, when all through the phouse not a creature was stirring not even monty the mouse - the gays were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of really gay things danced in their heads 💛
December 21, 2024 at 10:21 PM
'twas the night before wdapteo, when all through the phouse not a creature was stirring not even monty the mouse - the gays were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of really gay things danced in their heads 💛
if you ever feel safe and happy-go-lucky just know i saw what you deleted and it was very stupid
December 21, 2024 at 1:25 AM
if you ever feel safe and happy-go-lucky just know i saw what you deleted and it was very stupid
the noise from keyboard typing
December 20, 2024 at 1:26 PM
the noise from keyboard typing
good morning my piss pals
a picture of a dog that looks like the sun with a blue sky in the background
ALT: a picture of a dog that looks like the sun with a blue sky in the background
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December 20, 2024 at 6:07 AM
good morning my piss pals
who's this diva?
December 20, 2024 at 6:03 AM
who's this diva?
over 100 followers
a woman with long curly hair is standing in front of a crowd of people .
ALT: a woman with long curly hair is standing in front of a crowd of people .
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December 19, 2024 at 11:27 PM
over 100 followers
they never let me experience the duneussy they keep it where normal sized people can't reach
December 19, 2024 at 11:02 PM
they never let me experience the duneussy they keep it where normal sized people can't reach
i guess fuck those people i had to unfollow to make my following count 690
December 19, 2024 at 10:47 PM
i guess fuck those people i had to unfollow to make my following count 690
wanted to follow 690 of you guys but the more i scroll the more unhinged the icons get
December 19, 2024 at 9:53 PM
wanted to follow 690 of you guys but the more i scroll the more unhinged the icons get
hope they bring me a golden pig bracelet
December 19, 2024 at 9:14 PM
hope they bring me a golden pig bracelet
i like to blast chappell roan
December 19, 2024 at 9:10 PM
i like to blast chappell roan
this one is thriving no thanks to pheal (blurred for privacy reasons)
December 19, 2024 at 2:37 PM
this one is thriving no thanks to pheal (blurred for privacy reasons)
mr and mr games are coming home i can't go back into the drawer with those phagons
December 19, 2024 at 1:57 PM
mr and mr games are coming home i can't go back into the drawer with those phagons
psa i don't piss in plants
December 19, 2024 at 8:33 AM
psa i don't piss in plants
over watering can't make up for not watering for weeks
December 19, 2024 at 8:28 AM
over watering can't make up for not watering for weeks
proof pheal doesn't water the plants like phey are supposed to and shoutout lion for helping me take this (blurred for privacy reasons)
December 19, 2024 at 8:23 AM
proof pheal doesn't water the plants like phey are supposed to and shoutout lion for helping me take this (blurred for privacy reasons)
missing the golden pigs aura around the phouse it brightened up a whole room
December 19, 2024 at 7:07 AM
missing the golden pigs aura around the phouse it brightened up a whole room
and before you ask no pheal hasn't been watering the plants phey sleep most of the days so i do all the phouse keeping work here
December 19, 2024 at 7:06 AM
and before you ask no pheal hasn't been watering the plants phey sleep most of the days so i do all the phouse keeping work here
pheal has this unreasonable hatred for me and i hope mr and mr games don't put me back into the drawer when they find out
December 19, 2024 at 7:01 AM
pheal has this unreasonable hatred for me and i hope mr and mr games don't put me back into the drawer when they find out