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Comics about the world’s most addictive game, Magic: The Gathering at https://cardboard-crack.com and https://patreon.com/CardboardCrack
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Avatar Prerelease #MTG
I hope I do well at this Avatar prerelease. Are you aangxious about it? The key is building a good mana curve. That sounds like a good aangle. Can you stop talking like that? Is it making you aangry? Ahhhhh!! Is that a cry of aanguish? cardboard-crack.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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Sponsorship #MTG
It must be awesome to be so good at Magic that a store sponsors Yeah, I you. can't imagine getting free cards or money just by wearing a store's shirt. It's too bad that at our skill level we'll never do something well, there like this. might be a way... Hello?... How much would you pay me to not wear your store's shirt at tournaments? cardboard-crack.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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Awesome #MTG
This deck is going to be awesome! This deck is going to be awesome! This deck is going to be awesome! This deck sucks. Soon after... This deck is going to be awesome! Cardboara-crack.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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Playing Cards #MTG
I play a 5 of hearts and attack with a 3 of clubs. What are you doing? Mom took away our Magic cards for playing too much. wow, it really makes me angry to hear this! We're sorry Dad, we shouldn't have tried to get around Mom's rules. So we're using regular playing cards instead. Like my 5 of hearts is a 5/5 creature for 5 mana. Any card can be played upside down as land, and face cards are other spells. No, I'm angry at myself for never thinking to try this! cardboard-crack.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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Powered Cube #MTG
Powered Cube is on Arena! Powered Cube is on Arena! Power nine! sweet cards! Crazy combos! A myriad ot archetypes! How's the cube going? Lost to Boros again. cardboard-crack.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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Getting Exercise #MTG
Hey, since you guys sit around playing Magic so much, you should make sure to get exercise. Like try doing cardio sometime Are you sure this is what she meant by card-io? This must be why Kibler is in such great shape. flick flick flick flick flick flick cardboard-crack.com
November 7, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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Secret Lair #MTG
NEW SECRET LAIR! NICE TRY WOTC! YOU'RE NOT TRICKING ME AGAIN! HORRIBLE WEBSITE! RIDICULOUS QUEUES! PREYING ON MY FOMO! IT'LL BE BETTER THIS TIME. MAYBE IT WILL BE BETTER. SURELY WOTC WILL FIX SECRET LAIRS SOMEDAY. MAYBE TODAY'S THAT DAY! YES! I'M GOING TO GET THIS SECRET LAIR! DON'T WORRY, THERE'LL BE A NEW SECRET LAIR NEXT WEEK. APOLOGIES TO CHARLES SCHULZ CARDBOARD-CRACK.COM
November 6, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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Pick Up Lines #MTG
Hey baby, the rulebook says there are twelve special actions, but if you go out with me then there'll be thirteen. Magic judge pick up lines. cardboard-crack.com
November 5, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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Wildest Fantasy #MTG
Tonight I want to make your wildest fantasy come true. What do you want to do? Hmmm... How am I supposed to assemble Kaldra when it's so dark? cardboard-crack.com
November 4, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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November’s animated token of the month is a zombie token. Get 2 copies by signing up at Patreon.com/CardboardCrack
November 3, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Commander Pod #MTG
I'm excited to play. Hi, excited to play. Nice to meet you. Don't forget to put out your playmat. Is it on fire? I'm playing a Reaper King scarecrow deck. That's outstanding in the field. I'm playing Sygg merfolk. Sounds fishy. I'm playing my Kiora octopus deck. Do you know how to make Kiora laugh? With ten tickles! I was stuck in a dad pod! cardboard-crack.com
November 3, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Halloween Costumes #MTG
Why don't we all dress up as our favorite Magic characters for Halloween? Sounds great! Let's do it! That'll be sweet! Later, on Halloween.. This isn't quite what I meant. cardboard-crack.com
October 31, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Halloween #MTG
People get all scared of stuff during Halloween, but not me. Wait, what's your costume? There's nothing that could bother me. I'm the Black Lotus you regret trading for No! It's a night-mare!!! a Shivan Dragon over 30 years ago. cardboard-crack.com
October 30, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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That Look #MTG
Look at how she stares at me with those loving eyes and beaming smile. You know exactly what she's thinking without saying a word. My first Gaea's Cradle is arriving in the mail tomorrow! Cardboard-crack.com
October 29, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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House Rules #MTG
I can't decide what to cut from the Commander deck I'm building. It's Commander. We can play with whatever rules we want. How about we agree to not follow the 99 card deck size limit? Yes! I can finally play all of my favorite cards in one deck! Nobody shake the table. cardboard-crack.com
October 28, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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#realmagiccards
October 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Hard to Read #MTG
Arwen, Mortal Queen poster card. I can Tevesh Szat, Doom of Fools secret lair. These cards barely tell are so hard to read. what they DJ Scarab God do. Wait, I have the perfect You use for these do?... cards! At the beginning... of your upkeep... each opponent loses...X life... cardboard-crack.com
October 27, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Big thanks to @toddmcfarlane.bsky.social for the awesome charity event in support of the Eaton Canyon fire recovery. This was a dream come true for me!
October 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Memories #MTG
You see that place? It used to be the LGS my friends and I played at when we were younger. Back then we didn't have any real responsibilities or cares in the world. We just loved playing Magic and hanging out together. Some nights wed play until the early morning. I have so many great memories from that time in my life. We didn't know how good we had it, and now it's gone. At least we can make some new memories now... cardboara-crack.com
October 24, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Full Brain #MTG
This is my friend Jamie. Nice to meet you. Can you wait for a second? What was that? My brain is so full of Magic trivia that I had to erase some of it to make room for your name. What Some uncommons did you erase? from Ravnica. Wow, he doesn't do that for just anyone! Cardboard-crack.com
October 23, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Secret Cards #MTG
Huh? Magic cards Psst!... Hey, want aren't illegal. some Magic cards? These are the super secret cards Wotc doesn't want you to Know about. Unlike the lands Wote sells, Why is you'll always draw these lands he smiling when you need them. You'll like that? never be mana screwed again! Probably dreaming of me again. Amazing! I'll take them all!! cardboard-crack.com
October 22, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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Storm #MTG
Are you really bringing your storm deck to play today? Yup, I'm all ready. I have my deck, playmat, and dice to Keep track of my mana and storm count. Plus I have a bunch of crossword puzzle books. What are those for? To give my opponents something to do while I'm storming off. cardboard-crack.com
October 21, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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Pauper #MTG
Watcha getting? Cards for a pauper deck. Pauper is awesome! Finally a format where you can build competitive and interesting decks without having to spend a ton of money. Yes, exactly! I'll take four toil Masques Brainstorms. cardboard-crack.com
October 20, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Who? #MTG
Ta-dah! It's me! Who? Your favorite Magic YouTuber! I don't know. Many Magic: The Gathering players ask the question... Doesn't ring a bell. Reading the card explains the card. Nope. Ta-dah! It's me! The Professor! cardboard-crack.com
October 17, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Infinite #MTG
With my combo complete, I make infinite mana. I then play Secure the Wastes to make infinite creature tokens. I make a gazillion creature tokens. You have to pick a real number. Actually, you can't say "infinite." The rule in Magic is that you have to pick a number. Fine! I make 3,548,971,254 creature tokens!! Counterspell. cardboard-crack.com
October 16, 2025 at 4:04 AM