Give this one a read my GOD it is ridiculously good. I need Super Creek to be real and MY girlfriend... archiveofourown.org/works/75061796

I reeeeaaallly really need to get a date some time I'm gonna lose my mind. Having crushes on friends is STUPID and ANNOYING !!! Or I ended up moving away from them !!! AAAAAAAAA (dats me cuz' I have no game)

Ignore me posting about an old crush of mine this is the cringe account. Anyways she also gave me back massages with her massage gun I don't know how I never pounced on her (Awkward Friend/Roommate Group Struggles).

you know it's probably because I always have to pee around the time I jerk off lol

I need to just buy myself a fabric measuring tape so I can measure myself and use that fancy Reddit Bra Size Calculator since there's some differences while being trans. UUUGHHH annoying how annoying.

Also I’m 90% sure that gay people just happen to show up there lol my parents go there sometimes and they are NOT in tune with gay shit at all lmao. Guys I’m gonna be a virgin forever uuuggghhhhh

At the very least the lesbians my mom is friends with gave me some tips and tricks. How nice of them. But like now I know of a potential bar to go to. And now I have to go?!?!?! Wuh oh gals I don’t think I’m quite pretty enough for that :(