Phastphil
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I love it 😘💕 that's like the perfect early Christmas gift that keeps on giving and it's not even the twelve days of Christmas yet lmao 🤣 I have a feeling that bow would wind up stuck to my nose! 😝
November 28, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I love it 😘💕 that's like the perfect early Christmas gift that keeps on giving and it's not even the twelve days of Christmas yet lmao 🤣 I have a feeling that bow would wind up stuck to my nose! 😝
So very true, I'm a man of many monikers lmao 🤣 I've been told I have a face that not even a mother could love and it's best covered up, can't think of a better way than to have it buried in your hot little ass and pussy 😜 but you definitely need to get your "Phil" also 💦
November 28, 2025 at 12:41 PM
So very true, I'm a man of many monikers lmao 🤣 I've been told I have a face that not even a mother could love and it's best covered up, can't think of a better way than to have it buried in your hot little ass and pussy 😜 but you definitely need to get your "Phil" also 💦
Good morning sexy 😘❤️ and happy Friday to you also, I think your delicious looking holes need a good tongue fucking first 😋 "fuckface Phil" at your service lmao 😂
November 28, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Good morning sexy 😘❤️ and happy Friday to you also, I think your delicious looking holes need a good tongue fucking first 😋 "fuckface Phil" at your service lmao 😂
Looking delicious baby, I would definitely eat at your buffet, I'm always hungry for your fine pussy and ass, undoubtedly a culinary delight 😋 💖 I'm kinda messy though, should I wear a bib? Lmao 🤣
November 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Looking delicious baby, I would definitely eat at your buffet, I'm always hungry for your fine pussy and ass, undoubtedly a culinary delight 😋 💖 I'm kinda messy though, should I wear a bib? Lmao 🤣
that's just how I roll, either a day early or a day late LMAO 🤣my timing skills could use some work 🙄 hehe 🤭
November 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
that's just how I roll, either a day early or a day late LMAO 🤣my timing skills could use some work 🙄 hehe 🤭
Cum to think about it, yes that seems appropriate, guess I was a day early lmao 🤣 just an appetizer before today's festivities 😘
November 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Cum to think about it, yes that seems appropriate, guess I was a day early lmao 🤣 just an appetizer before today's festivities 😘
Thank you, save room for dessert! 🥰💞💦
November 27, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Thank you, save room for dessert! 🥰💞💦
You do appear to have a couple more openings that need to be stuffed, then gobbled up once you've been properly stuffed and seasoned, you would be the main dish served on a platter,😋 what a vision that would be,happy Thanksgiving sweetheart! 😘❤️
November 27, 2025 at 1:37 PM
You do appear to have a couple more openings that need to be stuffed, then gobbled up once you've been properly stuffed and seasoned, you would be the main dish served on a platter,😋 what a vision that would be,happy Thanksgiving sweetheart! 😘❤️
You're welcome dear, I'm taking the rest of the day off lmao 🤣 it's somewhat amusing all the likes and followers I get, I went from "fix it Phil" to being an online perv lmao 🤣 who knew 🤔 have a great evening sweetie! 😘❤️
November 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
You're welcome dear, I'm taking the rest of the day off lmao 🤣 it's somewhat amusing all the likes and followers I get, I went from "fix it Phil" to being an online perv lmao 🤣 who knew 🤔 have a great evening sweetie! 😘❤️
I would love to give you a protein injection in your hot little ass baby, happy hump day sweetheart!😘💖💦
November 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I would love to give you a protein injection in your hot little ass baby, happy hump day sweetheart!😘💖💦
Good point, and my guess would be that your intake will be high in protein and non-fatting along with a good sweaty workout 😍 okay now I'm highly distracted 🙄 lmao 🤣
November 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Good point, and my guess would be that your intake will be high in protein and non-fatting along with a good sweaty workout 😍 okay now I'm highly distracted 🙄 lmao 🤣
sounds delightful, plus all the tributes to keep you entertained no wonder you're perpetually horny, and I might guess a post-Thanksgiving soiree is much needed
November 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
sounds delightful, plus all the tributes to keep you entertained no wonder you're perpetually horny, and I might guess a post-Thanksgiving soiree is much needed
good to hear baby, and I'm glad between Hubby and his friends as well as Philip and his band of merry makers that they are keeping your hungry little kitty well feed 😈🍆🥒💦 as well as both of your other holes! 😘 💓
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
good to hear baby, and I'm glad between Hubby and his friends as well as Philip and his band of merry makers that they are keeping your hungry little kitty well feed 😈🍆🥒💦 as well as both of your other holes! 😘 💓
As I will be eager too! 😘 now keep playing with your hot little pussy until then, keep it nice and wet and hungry baby! 😋💖💦
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
As I will be eager too! 😘 now keep playing with your hot little pussy until then, keep it nice and wet and hungry baby! 😋💖💦
You can count on it, I've got a small job today, then I'm taking the rest of the day off, I mean getting off the rest of the day! Lmao 🤣 I'm so confused/distracted idk let's just say horny as fuck, like everyday 😈
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
You can count on it, I've got a small job today, then I'm taking the rest of the day off, I mean getting off the rest of the day! Lmao 🤣 I'm so confused/distracted idk let's just say horny as fuck, like everyday 😈
That's my plan anyway, is keep adding more fingers until you cum, thus ensuring you're ready for me to fuck you in the ass like a beast afterwards 😈 now that we're equally distracted 😏 lmao 🤣
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
That's my plan anyway, is keep adding more fingers until you cum, thus ensuring you're ready for me to fuck you in the ass like a beast afterwards 😈 now that we're equally distracted 😏 lmao 🤣
Lmao 🤣 it's contagious, I spend most of my time that way, it's a wonder I get anything done 🤔 to further add to that, I think if I had my finger in your ass and my mouth on your clit when you get off would be truly epic, that and I want to feel your ass clenching my finger when you do 😈
November 26, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Lmao 🤣 it's contagious, I spend most of my time that way, it's a wonder I get anything done 🤔 to further add to that, I think if I had my finger in your ass and my mouth on your clit when you get off would be truly epic, that and I want to feel your ass clenching my finger when you do 😈
Actually that's what I thought also, I would keep working my way between the two until you you have a gushing orgasm for me to clean up eagerly 😝❤️🔥💦
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Actually that's what I thought also, I would keep working my way between the two until you you have a gushing orgasm for me to clean up eagerly 😝❤️🔥💦
Good morning you horny little vixen, looks like you're starting the day off right, can't decide if I want to lick your ass or clit while you're dildoing yourself 😋 decisions 🤔
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Good morning you horny little vixen, looks like you're starting the day off right, can't decide if I want to lick your ass or clit while you're dildoing yourself 😋 decisions 🤔
that's hot as fuck baby, good way to keep them edging for a great amount of time until you decide when they cum, the best form of torture known to man! 😘 and as "Erolover" said opens up room for more, female controlled gangbang! 💖 distracted again LMAO 🤣
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
that's hot as fuck baby, good way to keep them edging for a great amount of time until you decide when they cum, the best form of torture known to man! 😘 and as "Erolover" said opens up room for more, female controlled gangbang! 💖 distracted again LMAO 🤣
definitely entertained without a doubt to the point of being distracted on a daily basis LMAO 🤣 and great fuel for my already overactive imagination 🙄 hehe 🤭
November 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
definitely entertained without a doubt to the point of being distracted on a daily basis LMAO 🤣 and great fuel for my already overactive imagination 🙄 hehe 🤭
cum to think about it, I mean come to think about it "one track mind" LMAO 🤣 we're all very lucky between the gangbangs, your freedom to fuck guys at your own will and chatting, flirting online is a win, win for everybody! 😘💕
November 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
cum to think about it, I mean come to think about it "one track mind" LMAO 🤣 we're all very lucky between the gangbangs, your freedom to fuck guys at your own will and chatting, flirting online is a win, win for everybody! 😘💕