Carc
carcosanherald.bsky.social
Carc
@carcosanherald.bsky.social
Writer, historian, casual gamer and aspirant educator. Is occasionally insightful and/or funny.
All very true, and the second truth answers the question.
February 12, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Oyakodon, a classic delicacy.
February 10, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Fee fi fo fend, I have an artist I'd recommend. You should absolutely throw money at @amington.bsky.social to draw these two after dark.
February 1, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Another excellent contribution to the great cyber-anuran lexicon. One of these days I'll be rich enough to make a commish.
January 25, 2026 at 3:23 PM
"Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up with a succubus turning my skull into a bloody pancake on the floor. Well, it all started when I was a child, and back then I always wanted to be a guardsman in Atlathka..."
January 22, 2026 at 3:24 PM
1. You should post some of the stuff I've commished (which, if it means anything, you have blanket permission from me to do). Should help with advertising.

2. Porgs are actually evil. There will be no contextual elaboration.
January 20, 2026 at 8:02 PM
To say nothing at all about the feckless, fence-sitting shithead in No. 10 who, true to his brand, is humming-and-hahing about whether or not this violates international law.
January 3, 2026 at 5:18 PM
I am not wholly opposed to playtime with Sweet-Tooth's equally deranged possible distant relative.
January 2, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Back to the drawing board, as it were.
December 31, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Or, more likely, shitting his pants in blind terror, knowing full well he's next after Wolf turns half the city watch into a piece of modern art.
December 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Everybody gangsta until the daemonette literally rips itself free from the restraints specifically designed for it.

You just know Arkhid's laughing his ass off at Caska's life choices back in the office.
December 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
You really ought to jump ship entirely from that cesspit. Nothing good can come out of staying on X. Plus, more Varity and Natyss, which is never a bad thing.
December 25, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Please tell me I'm not the only one who's noticed how hilariously fitting it is that this Trumpist bastardisation of a beloved American children's character is using a Russian-made rocket launcher.
December 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
The funniest thing about this isn't even trying to guess how much the literal scam artist got paid for this clusterfuck - people are more upset about it being some commentary on migrants, apparently. This kind of stupidity is what lets these grifters operate with such little repercussion.
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Hear, hear. If the spark of human creativity can survive the likes of Hitler, Mussolini and Stalin, then a demented mandarin, a trillion-dollar toddler, a man-lizard who couldn't hack Harvard and a bad Dr. Evil cosplay don't stand a chance.
November 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM