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Donald Trump is a fucking liar. Joe Biden’s economy was the envy of the world, growing at 12 % per annum.Now,inflation is up because of the stupid tariffs,unemployment is up, healthcare destroyed, international friends and foes alike,lost.Trump has flushed America down the toilet.TRUMP IS A LIAR.
December 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Donald Trump is a fucking liar. Joe Biden’s economy was the envy of the world, growing at 12 % per annum.Now,inflation is up because of the stupid tariffs,unemployment is up, healthcare destroyed, international friends and foes alike,lost.Trump has flushed America down the toilet.TRUMP IS A LIAR.
There are no English race riots in Scotland. We are a different people.Scotland cares and shares,and we utterly reject the xenophobic Nigel Farage, commonly seen opening his enormous mouth to guzzle a pint of the piss England calls beer.Go home,Nige you freak and take your Reform idiots with you.
December 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
There are no English race riots in Scotland. We are a different people.Scotland cares and shares,and we utterly reject the xenophobic Nigel Farage, commonly seen opening his enormous mouth to guzzle a pint of the piss England calls beer.Go home,Nige you freak and take your Reform idiots with you.
Boycotts WORK. Americans, fight the Nazi ICE Secret police and BOYCOTT HOME DEPOT which refuses to stop helping ICE. Do not buy from Home Depot. Boycott Home Depot, the Nazis friend. BOYCOTT HOME DEPOT.
December 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Boycotts WORK. Americans, fight the Nazi ICE Secret police and BOYCOTT HOME DEPOT which refuses to stop helping ICE. Do not buy from Home Depot. Boycott Home Depot, the Nazis friend. BOYCOTT HOME DEPOT.
You know BOYCOTTS WORK. They worked for Jimmy Kimmel, now they will work for HOME DEPOT, refusing to stop co-operating with ICE agents using them as a base for operations. DO NOT BUY FROM HOME DEPOT IF YOU LOVE AMERICA. Boycott Home Depot. They are TRUMP DEPOTS for Trump’s Nazis.
December 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
You know BOYCOTTS WORK. They worked for Jimmy Kimmel, now they will work for HOME DEPOT, refusing to stop co-operating with ICE agents using them as a base for operations. DO NOT BUY FROM HOME DEPOT IF YOU LOVE AMERICA. Boycott Home Depot. They are TRUMP DEPOTS for Trump’s Nazis.
This is Nigel Farage, the ‘milk shake kid.His party,Reform is like him racist and ignorant. This pig Farage has no place in Scotland.We Scots are hard-headed and argumentative.We dislike being used by the English(Farage is the son of a German immigrant anyway) and he is filth the Scots do not need.
December 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
This is Nigel Farage, the ‘milk shake kid.His party,Reform is like him racist and ignorant. This pig Farage has no place in Scotland.We Scots are hard-headed and argumentative.We dislike being used by the English(Farage is the son of a German immigrant anyway) and he is filth the Scots do not need.
Trump is of course, a lying bastard. He has gone on record as saying the BBC put words in his mouth using AI. Trump is a lying bastard. Every second of his speech and the words he used are recorded. He just opens his fat mouth and denies reality. The BBC should sue HIM for 20 billion dollars!
December 17, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Trump is of course, a lying bastard. He has gone on record as saying the BBC put words in his mouth using AI. Trump is a lying bastard. Every second of his speech and the words he used are recorded. He just opens his fat mouth and denies reality. The BBC should sue HIM for 20 billion dollars!
There are few situations where the delusional,deranged imbecility of malicious narcissist psycho Trump is more clear than in his denouncement of the tragically murdered Reiner.Trump thinks America is now in a ‘golden age’, but he has made America hated across the world. Trump is a DISEASE to CURE.
December 16, 2025 at 2:14 PM
There are few situations where the delusional,deranged imbecility of malicious narcissist psycho Trump is more clear than in his denouncement of the tragically murdered Reiner.Trump thinks America is now in a ‘golden age’, but he has made America hated across the world. Trump is a DISEASE to CURE.
If you put Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff’s knowledge of foreign affairs in capital letters on a microdot,it would still rattle around in a gnat’s ass.Poor USA that such ignoramuses are ‘representing’ you in talks with Ukraine. They have NO REASON to be there, the world despises them, Ukraine also.
December 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
If you put Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff’s knowledge of foreign affairs in capital letters on a microdot,it would still rattle around in a gnat’s ass.Poor USA that such ignoramuses are ‘representing’ you in talks with Ukraine. They have NO REASON to be there, the world despises them, Ukraine also.
How DARE FIFA, the world’s governing football body take it upon itself to award a fake ‘peace’ prize to the all-MAGA American arsehole Donald Jackass Trump. He has done fuck all for peace, unless dodging the draft four times because he has a huge yellow streak down his back counts! What a FARCE.
December 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
How DARE FIFA, the world’s governing football body take it upon itself to award a fake ‘peace’ prize to the all-MAGA American arsehole Donald Jackass Trump. He has done fuck all for peace, unless dodging the draft four times because he has a huge yellow streak down his back counts! What a FARCE.
How many more photographs of Trump and the guy he now says he ‘hardly knew’,fellow pervert Jeffrey Epstein do you need, America? What a laugh. A fake ‘Trump Condom’ packet saying HUUUGE! Just another lie. You would need an electron microscope to see Trump’s feckin dick.Ugh…SO GROSS. TRUMP IS A PIG.
December 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
How many more photographs of Trump and the guy he now says he ‘hardly knew’,fellow pervert Jeffrey Epstein do you need, America? What a laugh. A fake ‘Trump Condom’ packet saying HUUUGE! Just another lie. You would need an electron microscope to see Trump’s feckin dick.Ugh…SO GROSS. TRUMP IS A PIG.
Unlike the USA, Canada and Mexico will reap the benefits now that Trump is making America HATED all over the world. Faithless to lifelong allies, sexually abusing little girls, half demolishing the White House, creating inflation and job losses with his stupid tariffs. Dump the bastard, America.
December 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Unlike the USA, Canada and Mexico will reap the benefits now that Trump is making America HATED all over the world. Faithless to lifelong allies, sexually abusing little girls, half demolishing the White House, creating inflation and job losses with his stupid tariffs. Dump the bastard, America.
Pig-ignorant Trump, or rather renegade Jew Miller wants to charge millions of soccer fans thousands for visas and tickets to the World Cup, and it’s already too late to apply anyway. Major qualifying nations are excluded, and Canada and Mexico, still democratic and civilised, will reap the benefits.
December 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Pig-ignorant Trump, or rather renegade Jew Miller wants to charge millions of soccer fans thousands for visas and tickets to the World Cup, and it’s already too late to apply anyway. Major qualifying nations are excluded, and Canada and Mexico, still democratic and civilised, will reap the benefits.
If anyone is still suffering from the delusion that the USA is going to make ONE RED CENT out of the World Soccer Cup competition,disabuse yourselves of the notion right now.Between pregnant travellers jailed by immigration, thousands of bucks and all your browsing history,nobody will show up guys.
December 13, 2025 at 6:29 PM
If anyone is still suffering from the delusion that the USA is going to make ONE RED CENT out of the World Soccer Cup competition,disabuse yourselves of the notion right now.Between pregnant travellers jailed by immigration, thousands of bucks and all your browsing history,nobody will show up guys.
The newest MAGA memorial key ring, a ‘Cornish Piskie Key Ring’ in the sacred shape of his tiny dick, a 24ct gold mini-mushroom with a genuine Swiss movement made in China, will swing about on your car keys as if Sleepy Don’s dick was watching over you all day. 5 thousand bucks, lubricant extra.
December 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
The newest MAGA memorial key ring, a ‘Cornish Piskie Key Ring’ in the sacred shape of his tiny dick, a 24ct gold mini-mushroom with a genuine Swiss movement made in China, will swing about on your car keys as if Sleepy Don’s dick was watching over you all day. 5 thousand bucks, lubricant extra.
Ripley’s Believe It or Not Museum has a new addition to its Hall of Fame. The world knows that Sleepy Trump stopped the Creeks Wars,the Spanish-American war,the Napoleonic war, and Caesar’s invasion of Britain, his exhibit, including his Nobel Prize for Venous Insufficiency, has been upgraded, some.
December 11, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Ripley’s Believe It or Not Museum has a new addition to its Hall of Fame. The world knows that Sleepy Trump stopped the Creeks Wars,the Spanish-American war,the Napoleonic war, and Caesar’s invasion of Britain, his exhibit, including his Nobel Prize for Venous Insufficiency, has been upgraded, some.
Donald Trump is considering giving the auto pen a seat on his Cabinet of Horrors.Spam Blondie, the worst legal rep and second only to the shit stained doozie called SLEEPY DON,said the auto pen deserves a Nobel prize for signing Miller’s NAZI deportation orders while Trump is asleep at the table.
December 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Donald Trump is considering giving the auto pen a seat on his Cabinet of Horrors.Spam Blondie, the worst legal rep and second only to the shit stained doozie called SLEEPY DON,said the auto pen deserves a Nobel prize for signing Miller’s NAZI deportation orders while Trump is asleep at the table.
Trump is now demanding that boozer HEGSIP should get a special PURPLE FART for bombing drowning brown Latino people.This special military action will henceforth be known as the HEGSIP MANOUVER, and taught at all rehab Center’s for white folks down in Dixie where de white lightening come from bro.
December 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Trump is now demanding that boozer HEGSIP should get a special PURPLE FART for bombing drowning brown Latino people.This special military action will henceforth be known as the HEGSIP MANOUVER, and taught at all rehab Center’s for white folks down in Dixie where de white lightening come from bro.
Efforts to breed the Trump strain out of pigs have failed. The World Health Organisation is demanding that cured American bacon be stamped POSSIBLY INFECTED WITH SYPHILIS AND ALZHEIMERS. Eat at your own risk. Stick to the hash browns,but Trump has ordered they be called HASH WHITES from now on.
December 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Efforts to breed the Trump strain out of pigs have failed. The World Health Organisation is demanding that cured American bacon be stamped POSSIBLY INFECTED WITH SYPHILIS AND ALZHEIMERS. Eat at your own risk. Stick to the hash browns,but Trump has ordered they be called HASH WHITES from now on.
There is an old saying in Germany, the land Trump’s grandfather ran away from evading the draft, to open a brothel in Vancouver. He caught syphilis from an employee,his son Fred becoming a racist slumlord who died of the Alzheimer’s killing Donald Trump.The old saying? “Once a pig, ALWAYS a pig.”
December 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
There is an old saying in Germany, the land Trump’s grandfather ran away from evading the draft, to open a brothel in Vancouver. He caught syphilis from an employee,his son Fred becoming a racist slumlord who died of the Alzheimer’s killing Donald Trump.The old saying? “Once a pig, ALWAYS a pig.”
The is an old saying in Germany, the country
Trump’s grandfather RAN AWAY FROM evading the draft to open a BROTHEL in Vancouver.He caught syphilis from an employee.Son Fred made millions as a racist slumlord,dying of the Alzheimer’s now infecting Donald.The old saying? “Once a pig always a pig.”
Trump’s grandfather RAN AWAY FROM evading the draft to open a BROTHEL in Vancouver.He caught syphilis from an employee.Son Fred made millions as a racist slumlord,dying of the Alzheimer’s now infecting Donald.The old saying? “Once a pig always a pig.”
December 11, 2025 at 10:22 PM
The is an old saying in Germany, the country
Trump’s grandfather RAN AWAY FROM evading the draft to open a BROTHEL in Vancouver.He caught syphilis from an employee.Son Fred made millions as a racist slumlord,dying of the Alzheimer’s now infecting Donald.The old saying? “Once a pig always a pig.”
Trump’s grandfather RAN AWAY FROM evading the draft to open a BROTHEL in Vancouver.He caught syphilis from an employee.Son Fred made millions as a racist slumlord,dying of the Alzheimer’s now infecting Donald.The old saying? “Once a pig always a pig.”
The physical monstrosity that is Donald Trump will become a byword for sexual degeneracy moral disease, lies and stupidity. In the future to become a ‘Trump’ will mean you are corrupt, mentally thick as pig-shit, economically illiterate, racist and responsible for the DOWNFALL of the United States.
December 11, 2025 at 9:58 PM
The physical monstrosity that is Donald Trump will become a byword for sexual degeneracy moral disease, lies and stupidity. In the future to become a ‘Trump’ will mean you are corrupt, mentally thick as pig-shit, economically illiterate, racist and responsible for the DOWNFALL of the United States.
There only two sexes in America, women and Democrats.😁💙💙💙
December 11, 2025 at 2:43 PM
There only two sexes in America, women and Democrats.😁💙💙💙
Donald Trump and his ‘bestie’ Jeffrey Epstein were, and in his case, still are the filthiest most morally corrupt un-Christian sexual abusers of frightened little girls in the unspeakable lewd acts they both forced these children to perform on them and each other. Trump is a dirty animal and filth.
December 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Donald Trump and his ‘bestie’ Jeffrey Epstein were, and in his case, still are the filthiest most morally corrupt un-Christian sexual abusers of frightened little girls in the unspeakable lewd acts they both forced these children to perform on them and each other. Trump is a dirty animal and filth.
There is no getting away from it. Trump is the most incompetent and arguably, evil, narcissistic fool ever to wobble across the Oval Office. Don’t say his policies are bad, there ARE no policies. Isolationist tariffs, lies, racism, hatred of ordinary Americans has done more damage than a world war.
December 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
There is no getting away from it. Trump is the most incompetent and arguably, evil, narcissistic fool ever to wobble across the Oval Office. Don’t say his policies are bad, there ARE no policies. Isolationist tariffs, lies, racism, hatred of ordinary Americans has done more damage than a world war.
Back again guy. I think MAGA hacked my other Noodles from Krypton posting site with its faithful 26 thousand followers and over 8 thousand following, but the Trumpian sleazebucket is not empty yet, and I will keep calling out the most vile, irreligious idiot in history, DONALD JACKASS TRUMP.
December 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Back again guy. I think MAGA hacked my other Noodles from Krypton posting site with its faithful 26 thousand followers and over 8 thousand following, but the Trumpian sleazebucket is not empty yet, and I will keep calling out the most vile, irreligious idiot in history, DONALD JACKASS TRUMP.