carbonoperator
@carbonoperator.bsky.social
Voted “most likely to be eaten by a grue."
That’s a kick someplace you’ll feel it. Sorry for your loss, and hoping for a better day for you.
December 25, 2025 at 8:07 AM
That’s a kick someplace you’ll feel it. Sorry for your loss, and hoping for a better day for you.
A: good.
B: why did I ever need to know who this guy is?
B: why did I ever need to know who this guy is?
December 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
A: good.
B: why did I ever need to know who this guy is?
B: why did I ever need to know who this guy is?
The academic standards at the University of Oklahoma are certainly not going to keep the U. S. competitive in the brave new AI economy that nobody wants, unless Sam Altman actually needs Plasticine ashtrays.
December 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
The academic standards at the University of Oklahoma are certainly not going to keep the U. S. competitive in the brave new AI economy that nobody wants, unless Sam Altman actually needs Plasticine ashtrays.
“Cop Rock” was so terrifying I have one of the songs as an occasional earworm to this very day.
December 23, 2025 at 11:13 PM
“Cop Rock” was so terrifying I have one of the songs as an occasional earworm to this very day.
What… what is that she’s almost wearing?
December 23, 2025 at 11:07 PM
What… what is that she’s almost wearing?
“… and the loosest slots in U. S. Navy history. Tremendous.”
December 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
“… and the loosest slots in U. S. Navy history. Tremendous.”
Epstein knew enough powerful people would see him dead before he took the stand, so he might have taken that decision himself. The problem is that the circumstances are so murky that either explanation for his death is plausible.
December 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Epstein knew enough powerful people would see him dead before he took the stand, so he might have taken that decision himself. The problem is that the circumstances are so murky that either explanation for his death is plausible.
I read that as “popping virgins like bubble wrap;” but I’m, you know, cynical.
December 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I read that as “popping virgins like bubble wrap;” but I’m, you know, cynical.
Are her comms open?
December 20, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Are her comms open?
“IT’S OBAMA’S FANFIC!!"
December 19, 2025 at 3:13 PM
“IT’S OBAMA’S FANFIC!!"
If it's possible for you I'd suggest getting out of the country. Moving to the U. S. is one of the best things I ever did. It'll probably be easier on your mental health as well.
December 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
If it's possible for you I'd suggest getting out of the country. Moving to the U. S. is one of the best things I ever did. It'll probably be easier on your mental health as well.
Bit of an archaic term, but it caused no end of boy gitch twisting back in the 90s.
December 18, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Bit of an archaic term, but it caused no end of boy gitch twisting back in the 90s.
"I don't care what anyone says, I like that movie."
a man holding a can of beans with the words that was a cool movie above him
Alt: John Candy as Bud Boomer holding a can of beans with the words that was a cool movie below him.
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
"I don't care what anyone says, I like that movie."
A white guy wants quotas?
December 18, 2025 at 1:34 PM
A white guy wants quotas?
It’s the table edges that can really surprise you.
December 18, 2025 at 11:40 AM
It’s the table edges that can really surprise you.
We know it’s you, Sven. You can take the fake moustache off now.
December 17, 2025 at 10:33 PM
We know it’s you, Sven. You can take the fake moustache off now.
And we thought breaking up over IRC was awkward…
December 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
And we thought breaking up over IRC was awkward…
Pretty sure I was going to marry one of them, but I forget who.
December 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Pretty sure I was going to marry one of them, but I forget who.
No ask, but any North American gen-X will instinctively and on a genetic level giggle like a lunatic at Tannhäuser’s opening ballet, as I proved several years ago to a theater of Germans trying to enjoy the simulcast from Bayreuth.
December 17, 2025 at 10:16 PM
No ask, but any North American gen-X will instinctively and on a genetic level giggle like a lunatic at Tannhäuser’s opening ballet, as I proved several years ago to a theater of Germans trying to enjoy the simulcast from Bayreuth.
I think we’ve all got stories tbh.
December 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I think we’ve all got stories tbh.