Carbon Von Meatsack Esquire the 32nd
@carbonmeatsack.bsky.social
Serious-not-serious ne’er-do-well who loves all, despises the willfully ignorant and religious ideologues. I take great pleasure in delivering blistering psychological epithets, sprinkled with loquacious ruminations…purely for my own sadistic amusement.
As long as they don’t sell out like they did with their original platform (lesson learned I’m sure) we should be good.
January 23, 2025 at 5:00 AM
As long as they don’t sell out like they did with their original platform (lesson learned I’m sure) we should be good.
Sidebar. The tangerine has been using AI to craft his posts. Just an observation, carry on.
January 23, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Sidebar. The tangerine has been using AI to craft his posts. Just an observation, carry on.
Classic move. Grabbing stills out of context while ignoring the fact that bitch-boy did what he did, twice, in motion, with intent. 99% of rational thinkers see it for what it was. Even the Germans sayin’, “Yeah… that’s fucked up.” But you’re too busy duct-taping your cognitive dissonance to notice.
January 23, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Classic move. Grabbing stills out of context while ignoring the fact that bitch-boy did what he did, twice, in motion, with intent. 99% of rational thinkers see it for what it was. Even the Germans sayin’, “Yeah… that’s fucked up.” But you’re too busy duct-taping your cognitive dissonance to notice.
Cheers from across the pond. Please send help.
January 23, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Cheers from across the pond. Please send help.
I’d fund self-realization workshops focusing on critical thinking skills and rehabilitation for the easily manipulated. Also, an intensive follow-up course on when to gracefully abstain from voting… especially for those with two brain cells duking it out for third place.
January 22, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I’d fund self-realization workshops focusing on critical thinking skills and rehabilitation for the easily manipulated. Also, an intensive follow-up course on when to gracefully abstain from voting… especially for those with two brain cells duking it out for third place.
Dogs. Echoes is up there. Shine On always slaps.
January 22, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Dogs. Echoes is up there. Shine On always slaps.
Zuck can suckmahnuts. That cheesy 1980s movie montage glow-up he’s showcasing isn’t fooling anyone. Honestly, there’s a whole lineup of power-hungry pick-me dipshits running the world right now who clearly didn’t get their asses kicked enough as kids. We should fix that.
January 22, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Zuck can suckmahnuts. That cheesy 1980s movie montage glow-up he’s showcasing isn’t fooling anyone. Honestly, there’s a whole lineup of power-hungry pick-me dipshits running the world right now who clearly didn’t get their asses kicked enough as kids. We should fix that.
It’s not TikTok anymore, love. It’s “Spray-Tanned CockTok”, where your free speech is suppressed more than reality at a Trump rally. The algorithm’s got one job now—keeping the grift alive and the truth buried six feet under.
January 22, 2025 at 5:12 AM
It’s not TikTok anymore, love. It’s “Spray-Tanned CockTok”, where your free speech is suppressed more than reality at a Trump rally. The algorithm’s got one job now—keeping the grift alive and the truth buried six feet under.
Ah, the Oregon coast—soon to be the latest casualty of Golf Cart Generalissimo’s executive orders. Who needs clean water and thriving wildlife when you can have ‘energy over-abundance,’ right? FFS. The Shame.
January 22, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Ah, the Oregon coast—soon to be the latest casualty of Golf Cart Generalissimo’s executive orders. Who needs clean water and thriving wildlife when you can have ‘energy over-abundance,’ right? FFS. The Shame.
Stephen Miller biopic?
January 22, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Stephen Miller biopic?
The creeping dread suggests force may be the only escape from this dystopian hellscape. The old guard, lost in moral superiority, inaction, and oblivion have failed all of us (looking at you Pelosi). Time to retire the lot of them to consulting gigs and bring in the fresh blood to shake things up.
January 22, 2025 at 4:12 AM
The creeping dread suggests force may be the only escape from this dystopian hellscape. The old guard, lost in moral superiority, inaction, and oblivion have failed all of us (looking at you Pelosi). Time to retire the lot of them to consulting gigs and bring in the fresh blood to shake things up.
The creeping dread suggests force may be the only escape from this dystopian hellscape. The old guard, lost in moral superiority, inaction, and oblivion have failed all of us (looking at you Pelosi). Time to retire the lot of them to consulting gigs and bring in the fresh blood to shake things up.
January 22, 2025 at 4:11 AM
The creeping dread suggests force may be the only escape from this dystopian hellscape. The old guard, lost in moral superiority, inaction, and oblivion have failed all of us (looking at you Pelosi). Time to retire the lot of them to consulting gigs and bring in the fresh blood to shake things up.