Carbloader Hobbyist
@carbloaderhobbyist.bsky.social
I'm an anxiety-riddled mess 99.99% of the time, but for the other .01% I promise I'll be hilarious...
normal people for justification: hey, it ain't brain surgery
me, an intellectual: hey, it ain't grape surgery
everyone else in the comments: hey, it ain't grape surgery
IYKYK
me, an intellectual: hey, it ain't grape surgery
everyone else in the comments: hey, it ain't grape surgery
IYKYK
January 30, 2026 at 11:31 PM
normal people for justification: hey, it ain't brain surgery
me, an intellectual: hey, it ain't grape surgery
everyone else in the comments: hey, it ain't grape surgery
IYKYK
me, an intellectual: hey, it ain't grape surgery
everyone else in the comments: hey, it ain't grape surgery
IYKYK
Don't know how many country music fans I attract, but if you're out there, this is for you 😆
January 29, 2026 at 7:58 AM
Don't know how many country music fans I attract, but if you're out there, this is for you 😆
I know I'm a shitposter, but I have nowhere else to vent about this game:
SINCE FUCKING WHEN DOES TAUNTING OF ALL THINGS COST 15 GODDAMN YARDS?! HE HARDLY DID ANYTHING!!!
SINCE FUCKING WHEN DOES TAUNTING OF ALL THINGS COST 15 GODDAMN YARDS?! HE HARDLY DID ANYTHING!!!
January 26, 2026 at 2:01 AM
I know I'm a shitposter, but I have nowhere else to vent about this game:
SINCE FUCKING WHEN DOES TAUNTING OF ALL THINGS COST 15 GODDAMN YARDS?! HE HARDLY DID ANYTHING!!!
SINCE FUCKING WHEN DOES TAUNTING OF ALL THINGS COST 15 GODDAMN YARDS?! HE HARDLY DID ANYTHING!!!
Bobby Flay: Alright, chef, what are we cooking tonight?
Me: My signature dish is........STEAMED HAMS!
Bobby: (literally steams some ham because he's old and out of touch)
Me with my hamburgers on the grill: It's a regional dialect!
Me: My signature dish is........STEAMED HAMS!
Bobby: (literally steams some ham because he's old and out of touch)
Me with my hamburgers on the grill: It's a regional dialect!
January 24, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Bobby Flay: Alright, chef, what are we cooking tonight?
Me: My signature dish is........STEAMED HAMS!
Bobby: (literally steams some ham because he's old and out of touch)
Me with my hamburgers on the grill: It's a regional dialect!
Me: My signature dish is........STEAMED HAMS!
Bobby: (literally steams some ham because he's old and out of touch)
Me with my hamburgers on the grill: It's a regional dialect!
INXS: I...I was standing-
Elton John on instinct: YEAH YEAH YEAH!
Billy Idol on instinct: CUZ YOU MAKE ME FEEL-
Aretha Franklin on instinct: LIKE A NATURAL WOMAN!
INXS: how did you all get in here?
Elton John on instinct: YEAH YEAH YEAH!
Billy Idol on instinct: CUZ YOU MAKE ME FEEL-
Aretha Franklin on instinct: LIKE A NATURAL WOMAN!
INXS: how did you all get in here?
January 23, 2026 at 10:40 PM
INXS: I...I was standing-
Elton John on instinct: YEAH YEAH YEAH!
Billy Idol on instinct: CUZ YOU MAKE ME FEEL-
Aretha Franklin on instinct: LIKE A NATURAL WOMAN!
INXS: how did you all get in here?
Elton John on instinct: YEAH YEAH YEAH!
Billy Idol on instinct: CUZ YOU MAKE ME FEEL-
Aretha Franklin on instinct: LIKE A NATURAL WOMAN!
INXS: how did you all get in here?
Repost if you do any of the following:
1. support trans rights
2. support trans lefts
3. support brown rice
4. support a train's lights
5. support absolutely anything as long as it's on an organized list like this
6. talk less, smile more, don't let them know what you're against or what you're for
1. support trans rights
2. support trans lefts
3. support brown rice
4. support a train's lights
5. support absolutely anything as long as it's on an organized list like this
6. talk less, smile more, don't let them know what you're against or what you're for
January 19, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Repost if you do any of the following:
1. support trans rights
2. support trans lefts
3. support brown rice
4. support a train's lights
5. support absolutely anything as long as it's on an organized list like this
6. talk less, smile more, don't let them know what you're against or what you're for
1. support trans rights
2. support trans lefts
3. support brown rice
4. support a train's lights
5. support absolutely anything as long as it's on an organized list like this
6. talk less, smile more, don't let them know what you're against or what you're for
"How will you enter 2026?"
December 27, 2025 at 6:57 AM
"How will you enter 2026?"
Medieval jouster: I say thee NAY!
Medieval jouster's horse: OMG dude samesies!
Medieval jouster's horse: OMG dude samesies!
December 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Medieval jouster: I say thee NAY!
Medieval jouster's horse: OMG dude samesies!
Medieval jouster's horse: OMG dude samesies!
without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
That moment when Chuck Norris enters the Royal Rumble at 29, nearly clears the field, but number 30 ends up being Gandalf the Gray and Gandalf the White and The Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and The Bleu Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie and Robocop and Terminator and...
October 21, 2025 at 4:06 AM
That moment when Chuck Norris enters the Royal Rumble at 29, nearly clears the field, but number 30 ends up being Gandalf the Gray and Gandalf the White and The Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and The Bleu Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie and Robocop and Terminator and...
I could've sworn the NFL announcers called a player Ricky Queersoul...
Maybe I need my ears irrigated.
Maybe I need my ears irrigated.
October 3, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I could've sworn the NFL announcers called a player Ricky Queersoul...
Maybe I need my ears irrigated.
Maybe I need my ears irrigated.
Normal Halloween watchlist:
Friday the 13th
Nightmare on Elm Street
It
Child's Play
My Halloween watchlist:
David Pumpkins
The Hash Slinging Slasher
"What Is a Skeleton's Favorite Snack?"
David Pumpkins Returns
Friday the 13th
Nightmare on Elm Street
It
Child's Play
My Halloween watchlist:
David Pumpkins
The Hash Slinging Slasher
"What Is a Skeleton's Favorite Snack?"
David Pumpkins Returns
September 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Normal Halloween watchlist:
Friday the 13th
Nightmare on Elm Street
It
Child's Play
My Halloween watchlist:
David Pumpkins
The Hash Slinging Slasher
"What Is a Skeleton's Favorite Snack?"
David Pumpkins Returns
Friday the 13th
Nightmare on Elm Street
It
Child's Play
My Halloween watchlist:
David Pumpkins
The Hash Slinging Slasher
"What Is a Skeleton's Favorite Snack?"
David Pumpkins Returns
Alternate universe where everything's the same except dogs have owl-like necks that let them do that head tilt thing completely 180 degrees until their heads are upside down.
September 18, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Alternate universe where everything's the same except dogs have owl-like necks that let them do that head tilt thing completely 180 degrees until their heads are upside down.
Don't ask me where I got this inspiration from. Also, don't ask me why it's an image and not just a typed post.
August 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Don't ask me where I got this inspiration from. Also, don't ask me why it's an image and not just a typed post.
I'm such a raving pro wrestling fan, one time, days before an NFL playoff game, I almost said out loud to someone "wonder if I could look up leaked spoilers for who wins." I'm so used to scripted sports results, I legit forget it's just my sport. 😅
August 7, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I'm such a raving pro wrestling fan, one time, days before an NFL playoff game, I almost said out loud to someone "wonder if I could look up leaked spoilers for who wins." I'm so used to scripted sports results, I legit forget it's just my sport. 😅
If I had unlimited money, no question one of my priorities would be paying Tom Hiddleston and Chris Hemsworth to recreate the iconic video Hot Koolaid as Loki and Thor. I think we need that kind of silliness now especially.
July 30, 2025 at 7:59 PM
If I had unlimited money, no question one of my priorities would be paying Tom Hiddleston and Chris Hemsworth to recreate the iconic video Hot Koolaid as Loki and Thor. I think we need that kind of silliness now especially.
If you don't know the musical that this is based on, you'd better start broadening (no pun intended) your horizons!
July 28, 2025 at 10:58 PM
If you don't know the musical that this is based on, you'd better start broadening (no pun intended) your horizons!
One of the people I have the most respect for is the voice of Dr. Doofenschmirtz from Phineas and Ferb. He'll crack out that voice for pretty much any occasion, despite what must be several detriments to his wind pipe. I fucking love that man (the actor and the character)!
July 28, 2025 at 6:26 AM
One of the people I have the most respect for is the voice of Dr. Doofenschmirtz from Phineas and Ferb. He'll crack out that voice for pretty much any occasion, despite what must be several detriments to his wind pipe. I fucking love that man (the actor and the character)!
Easter is the world's most overrated holiday and I will die on that hill...
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WAIT NO POOR CHOISE OF WORDS I CHANGE MY MIND GET BACK-
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WAIT NO POOR CHOISE OF WORDS I CHANGE MY MIND GET BACK-
July 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Easter is the world's most overrated holiday and I will die on that hill...
...
WAIT NO POOR CHOISE OF WORDS I CHANGE MY MIND GET BACK-
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WAIT NO POOR CHOISE OF WORDS I CHANGE MY MIND GET BACK-
Why is it called alphabet soup and not languine?
June 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Why is it called alphabet soup and not languine?
I just randomly came up with the phrase "Kentucky Fried Derby" and I can't decide if that means chicken racing or crispy horse meat...
June 15, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I just randomly came up with the phrase "Kentucky Fried Derby" and I can't decide if that means chicken racing or crispy horse meat...
Can Doomsday from DC Comics count as my spirit animal? Also, can we please do something about the state of the world so that Doomsday isn't so relatable?
May 20, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Can Doomsday from DC Comics count as my spirit animal? Also, can we please do something about the state of the world so that Doomsday isn't so relatable?
What are you wearing to bsky prom?
May 10, 2025 at 3:42 AM
What are you wearing to bsky prom?
How's everyone else out there? Me, I went from relaxed and normal to fuming with immense rage by the simple act of trying to rewatch some Chopped on Max. IYKYK 🤬
May 6, 2025 at 9:06 PM
How's everyone else out there? Me, I went from relaxed and normal to fuming with immense rage by the simple act of trying to rewatch some Chopped on Max. IYKYK 🤬