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[messaging first on the apps] hey ;(
February 19, 2026 at 5:16 AM
[messaging first on the apps] hey ;(
10+ men who look like andrew tate liked yuor lesbian dating profile! [swipes left vigorously] you missed a match! the one that got away! rewind to get him back!
February 16, 2026 at 11:47 PM
10+ men who look like andrew tate liked yuor lesbian dating profile! [swipes left vigorously] you missed a match! the one that got away! rewind to get him back!
bazingus and bazingulus
February 12, 2026 at 4:04 PM
bazingus and bazingulus
i capture, you’re cuin
February 12, 2026 at 4:21 AM
i capture, you’re cuin
stop bragging about how long your covid is. my covid is definitely longer
February 5, 2026 at 3:01 PM
stop bragging about how long your covid is. my covid is definitely longer
i was like dude
February 5, 2026 at 5:50 AM
i was like dude
updante
February 3, 2026 at 10:56 PM
updante
✋ kid rock
👉 rid cock
👉 rid cock
February 3, 2026 at 5:53 AM
✋ kid rock
👉 rid cock
👉 rid cock
ugh can i just like see a normal photo of your face
[gets photo]
weaugh. i’m sorry. i don’t know why i made that sound. it was uncouth
[gets photo]
weaugh. i’m sorry. i don’t know why i made that sound. it was uncouth
January 30, 2026 at 4:52 AM
ugh can i just like see a normal photo of your face
[gets photo]
weaugh. i’m sorry. i don’t know why i made that sound. it was uncouth
[gets photo]
weaugh. i’m sorry. i don’t know why i made that sound. it was uncouth
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do me up regular style
May 22, 2024 at 1:30 PM
do me up regular style
that’s how it’s done, babinha
January 29, 2026 at 6:26 AM
that’s how it’s done, babinha
international bog hag
January 27, 2026 at 5:26 AM
international bog hag
selfey
January 27, 2026 at 5:25 AM
selfey
phone collar
January 23, 2026 at 2:15 AM
phone collar
i’m not asexual. i’m just busy
January 15, 2026 at 4:22 PM
i’m not asexual. i’m just busy
psychosexual? no thanks, i’m normal
January 15, 2026 at 6:11 AM
psychosexual? no thanks, i’m normal
cuntucky
January 11, 2026 at 1:04 AM
cuntucky
the ai never complains when i ask her to sound like a sickly sweet sexy baby for the company presentation
January 9, 2026 at 11:22 PM
the ai never complains when i ask her to sound like a sickly sweet sexy baby for the company presentation
walking the fine line between elfin ingenue and wise crone
January 8, 2026 at 3:10 PM
walking the fine line between elfin ingenue and wise crone
delta force:
diversity equity lethality temerity assholity
farcity orality rowdity coherity equity2
diversity equity lethality temerity assholity
farcity orality rowdity coherity equity2
January 7, 2026 at 2:47 AM
delta force:
diversity equity lethality temerity assholity
farcity orality rowdity coherity equity2
diversity equity lethality temerity assholity
farcity orality rowdity coherity equity2
finger stuff
January 4, 2026 at 10:46 PM
finger stuff
i feel like i’m gayer than chappell roan
January 1, 2026 at 7:41 AM
i feel like i’m gayer than chappell roan
sorry babe, i’m more of a classical lesbian
December 31, 2025 at 10:52 PM
sorry babe, i’m more of a classical lesbian
i got a handy dandy memory of a hanky panky fantasy
December 30, 2025 at 6:25 PM
i got a handy dandy memory of a hanky panky fantasy
brassey, sassey, and full of glassey 🤕
December 30, 2025 at 3:23 AM
brassey, sassey, and full of glassey 🤕