caramine
@caraminez.bsky.social
I used to be on Twitter, just like you.
Sure you could do that. If you're some kind of fucking freak.
July 29, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Sure you could do that. If you're some kind of fucking freak.
There should be an emoji that is universally understood to mean "I have diarrhea"
May 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
There should be an emoji that is universally understood to mean "I have diarrhea"
Me earlier today: Air's thick. Storm's a'comin.
Me now: Damn my powers of pattern recognition are truly second to none
Me now: Damn my powers of pattern recognition are truly second to none
May 26, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Me earlier today: Air's thick. Storm's a'comin.
Me now: Damn my powers of pattern recognition are truly second to none
Me now: Damn my powers of pattern recognition are truly second to none
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I did it again. Yeah. I went overboard at the Joann Fabrics closing sale.
April 29, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I did it again. Yeah. I went overboard at the Joann Fabrics closing sale.
I'm so jealous of her when she's sleeping in her flower
April 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I'm so jealous of her when she's sleeping in her flower
When you die you have to read every tab you left open to "read later" before you can enter heaven. The Catholics call this "purgatory" because you are "purging" your web browser.
April 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
When you die you have to read every tab you left open to "read later" before you can enter heaven. The Catholics call this "purgatory" because you are "purging" your web browser.
[looking at hat patterns] I have got to move north
April 2, 2025 at 10:36 PM
[looking at hat patterns] I have got to move north
Reposted by caramine
radiohead will be like “i dont knoww.. im not suuure… ”
April 1, 2025 at 7:04 AM
radiohead will be like “i dont knoww.. im not suuure… ”
My BlueSky feed is a much scarier place than my Twitter feed. In that it actually has news.
March 20, 2025 at 7:27 AM
My BlueSky feed is a much scarier place than my Twitter feed. In that it actually has news.
Jesus said, "Suffer the little children," and I do. I suffer them every day.
March 8, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Jesus said, "Suffer the little children," and I do. I suffer them every day.
These cats come up to me – very big, fat cats, some of the fattest cats you've ever seen – and they had tears in their eyes. And they said to me, they said, "Mr. Trump, sir, we've never been fed in our whole lives."
February 11, 2025 at 6:47 AM
These cats come up to me – very big, fat cats, some of the fattest cats you've ever seen – and they had tears in their eyes. And they said to me, they said, "Mr. Trump, sir, we've never been fed in our whole lives."
I'm tired of hearing, "Only 5% of the ocean floor is explored," and "We don't even know what's down there." I don't think that's true anymore. I think we pretty much figured it out. I know what's down there. A bunch of fucked up fish.
February 9, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I'm tired of hearing, "Only 5% of the ocean floor is explored," and "We don't even know what's down there." I don't think that's true anymore. I think we pretty much figured it out. I know what's down there. A bunch of fucked up fish.
Me: They should come up with a perfume that takes away smell instead of adding new ones
The negative voices in my head trying to sabotage my happiness: I think that's called "soap"
The negative voices in my head trying to sabotage my happiness: I think that's called "soap"
February 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Me: They should come up with a perfume that takes away smell instead of adding new ones
The negative voices in my head trying to sabotage my happiness: I think that's called "soap"
The negative voices in my head trying to sabotage my happiness: I think that's called "soap"
I think I would be pretty easy to manipulate emotionally if anyone cared to try
February 4, 2025 at 8:15 AM
I think I would be pretty easy to manipulate emotionally if anyone cared to try
Does anyone else think Mark Zuckerberg's right wing turn is a cover for how dogshit Facebook Messenger is now?
February 4, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Does anyone else think Mark Zuckerberg's right wing turn is a cover for how dogshit Facebook Messenger is now?
Michaels discontinuing Loops & Threads Soft & Shiny yarn.... Joanns not a single pink 1/4" ribbon in stock...... Economic disaster is already here
February 3, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Michaels discontinuing Loops & Threads Soft & Shiny yarn.... Joanns not a single pink 1/4" ribbon in stock...... Economic disaster is already here
Lyrics to a new song you, too, can sing with your cat around the house:
-Hello very nice to meet you I'd like to know about
Kitty Kissing Operation
-I see, I see, I see
Kitty to person
Or person to cat?
-Kitty to person
-From feline to the human
-Hello very nice to meet you I'd like to know about
Kitty Kissing Operation
-I see, I see, I see
Kitty to person
Or person to cat?
-Kitty to person
-From feline to the human
January 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Lyrics to a new song you, too, can sing with your cat around the house:
-Hello very nice to meet you I'd like to know about
Kitty Kissing Operation
-I see, I see, I see
Kitty to person
Or person to cat?
-Kitty to person
-From feline to the human
-Hello very nice to meet you I'd like to know about
Kitty Kissing Operation
-I see, I see, I see
Kitty to person
Or person to cat?
-Kitty to person
-From feline to the human
I'm sick and tired of trying to trick my cats into playing with expensive toys. Next Christmas I'm releasing a live mouse in the living room.
December 28, 2024 at 12:24 AM
I'm sick and tired of trying to trick my cats into playing with expensive toys. Next Christmas I'm releasing a live mouse in the living room.
They're doing ass to ass at the 7 Eleven
December 11, 2024 at 9:53 PM
They're doing ass to ass at the 7 Eleven
If I ever play in the MLB and have the opportunity to choose my walk-up music, I think this might be sufficiently ominous. youtu.be/I041c6mL2s0?...
The Beast II (1996) | NEON GENESIS EVANGELION II (Original Soundtrack)
YouTube video by Milan Records USA
youtu.be
November 24, 2024 at 7:50 PM
If I ever play in the MLB and have the opportunity to choose my walk-up music, I think this might be sufficiently ominous. youtu.be/I041c6mL2s0?...
Me every year from September 1st to November 30th
November 23, 2024 at 6:28 AM
Me every year from September 1st to November 30th
The problem with Bluesky is that I have yet to see a post here by a complete and total nobody that makes me both laugh out loud and genuinely fear for the poster's sanity and well-being.
November 22, 2024 at 8:05 AM
The problem with Bluesky is that I have yet to see a post here by a complete and total nobody that makes me both laugh out loud and genuinely fear for the poster's sanity and well-being.
Does anyone want to send me thousands of dollars to spend on manga for my own personal collection
November 21, 2024 at 2:03 AM
Does anyone want to send me thousands of dollars to spend on manga for my own personal collection