Cara Moretto
@caramelmentos.bsky.social
She/her. Actor. Shoe Model. Squirrel Whisperer.
Being There is a time travel movie I will not be taking further questions at this time.
October 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Being There is a time travel movie I will not be taking further questions at this time.
*Pastor, sits backwards in Red Lobster chair, to waiter*
“You know who else gave unlimited fish and bread…?”
“You know who else gave unlimited fish and bread…?”
September 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
*Pastor, sits backwards in Red Lobster chair, to waiter*
“You know who else gave unlimited fish and bread…?”
“You know who else gave unlimited fish and bread…?”
Speechless. Literally.
September 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Speechless. Literally.
What’s like the opposite of clapping for Tinkerbell to bring her back to life?
September 2, 2025 at 11:49 PM
What’s like the opposite of clapping for Tinkerbell to bring her back to life?
Reposted by Cara Moretto
The movie Groundhog Day exists in the The Bear universe. Which means Chris Elliott exists in the The Bear universe. However, his daughter Abby Elliott must not and therefore does not exist in the The Bear universe.
August 24, 2025 at 3:03 AM
The movie Groundhog Day exists in the The Bear universe. Which means Chris Elliott exists in the The Bear universe. However, his daughter Abby Elliott must not and therefore does not exist in the The Bear universe.
This is embarrassing. Everyone knows NYC bribes use Hal’s potato chips.
What a disgrace.
What a disgrace.
August 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
This is embarrassing. Everyone knows NYC bribes use Hal’s potato chips.
What a disgrace.
What a disgrace.
I honestly can’t believe seahorses are real. They’re unicorn territory for me. So special. So magical. Almost everything is terrible in the world right now, but we are lucky to have seahorses.
July 22, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I honestly can’t believe seahorses are real. They’re unicorn territory for me. So special. So magical. Almost everything is terrible in the world right now, but we are lucky to have seahorses.
Maybe Happy Ending doesn’t seem to be on lottery anymore, seemingly since Sunday, and I find that to be very shady.
June 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Maybe Happy Ending doesn’t seem to be on lottery anymore, seemingly since Sunday, and I find that to be very shady.
Man these Succession siblings are still competitive with each other even after the show’s wrapped, huh?
June 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Man these Succession siblings are still competitive with each other even after the show’s wrapped, huh?
It’s giving Annie?
June 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
It’s giving Annie?
Shhhh my show’s on
June 8, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Shhhh my show’s on
How I know I shouldn’t have been in the Gifted and Talented Program as a child is whenever someone mentions having been in “the G and T Program” as a child, I think to myself, “the Gin and Tonic Program?”
May 22, 2025 at 12:37 AM
How I know I shouldn’t have been in the Gifted and Talented Program as a child is whenever someone mentions having been in “the G and T Program” as a child, I think to myself, “the Gin and Tonic Program?”
Chicago Pope. Starring Adam Arkin.
May 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Chicago Pope. Starring Adam Arkin.
NPR: the new pope is American
My tired, anxious, pessimistic brain: oh my god it IS Trump, isn't it?
My tired, anxious, pessimistic brain: oh my god it IS Trump, isn't it?
May 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
NPR: the new pope is American
My tired, anxious, pessimistic brain: oh my god it IS Trump, isn't it?
My tired, anxious, pessimistic brain: oh my god it IS Trump, isn't it?
If we watch Star Wars today we watch Spaceballs today. Fairs is fair.
May 5, 2025 at 1:29 AM
If we watch Star Wars today we watch Spaceballs today. Fairs is fair.
can we also get a scene with Parker Posey screaming "you STUPID HOTEL MANAGER" at Fabian, just as a little treat?
April 2, 2025 at 12:44 AM
can we also get a scene with Parker Posey screaming "you STUPID HOTEL MANAGER" at Fabian, just as a little treat?
When Eliot wrote “April is the cruelest month“ he was talking about the pranks wasn’t he?
April 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
When Eliot wrote “April is the cruelest month“ he was talking about the pranks wasn’t he?
Just think of all the signal group chats they didn’t accidentally invite a reporter to join
March 24, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Just think of all the signal group chats they didn’t accidentally invite a reporter to join
Reallllly wish my first acupuncture appointment would have fallen on March 15th instead of today (you know, for the lols) but close enough I guess
March 14, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Reallllly wish my first acupuncture appointment would have fallen on March 15th instead of today (you know, for the lols) but close enough I guess
Also one Best in Show cast member per White Lotus season going forward, please and thank you.
March 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Also one Best in Show cast member per White Lotus season going forward, please and thank you.
According to the SAG-AFTRA contractual rider of 2019, every television show must include at least 1 nepo baby. If one is not provided (rare), a former child actor now grown and a small penalty will suffice.
March 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
According to the SAG-AFTRA contractual rider of 2019, every television show must include at least 1 nepo baby. If one is not provided (rare), a former child actor now grown and a small penalty will suffice.
We should let the groundhog pick the Mayor
February 2, 2025 at 3:40 PM
We should let the groundhog pick the Mayor
I scheduled a root canal for today - it’s literally what I’d rather be doing than acknowledging today’s other event
January 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I scheduled a root canal for today - it’s literally what I’d rather be doing than acknowledging today’s other event
My Christmas gift to myself was more storage on my iCloud which, ugh, but it was either that or delete 700 squirrel pictures, so…
December 20, 2024 at 5:06 PM
My Christmas gift to myself was more storage on my iCloud which, ugh, but it was either that or delete 700 squirrel pictures, so…