At least he didn’t have to steal this one

Imagine if people like this just paid their fair share of taxes

“Running mate”?

He’s not running for anything ever again.

He said their only allegiance should be to civilian leadership, so the proper safeguard against illegal action is electing different leaders. I guess you just vote out the dictator at the next election?

So yeah, fuck that guy. 2/2

Deep cut

So much this. Movies women like are dismissed as chick flicks, but male-oriented films are assumed to be the default. Let’s normalize the phrase “prick flicks.”

BTW loved this essay

When a family member was offered admission to MIT we were advised by an alum that one of the best things about it was that first year courses were all pass/fail, which allowed students to take chances on things that interested them outside their safe and predictable subject areas.

Is there a place to report DUI hires?

it would suck if a bunch of people submitted responses at forms.office.com/g/HXGhXVdGKZ

Nightmare fodder

It’s giving French poodle