@caraconejo.bsky.social
Just your average cis white guy plodding through life. He/him
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All the times Trump said the president is responsible for any government shut down and should be fired for it.
October 2, 2025 at 2:25 AM
All the times Trump said the president is responsible for any government shut down and should be fired for it.
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Police said there was nothing suspicious about Michelle Trachtenberg's death so the family said they did not want an autopsy. I think that means she's Ferengi?
February 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Police said there was nothing suspicious about Michelle Trachtenberg's death so the family said they did not want an autopsy. I think that means she's Ferengi?
My wife said she wanted to celebrate Galentine's Day. I said "Isn't that for women who don't have a significant other they want to spend the day with?" She said "Yes."
February 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
My wife said she wanted to celebrate Galentine's Day. I said "Isn't that for women who don't have a significant other they want to spend the day with?" She said "Yes."
The first company that creates a computer assistant using Majel Barrett's voice and is activated by saying "Computer" will corner the damn market.
February 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
The first company that creates a computer assistant using Majel Barrett's voice and is activated by saying "Computer" will corner the damn market.
Hey @nytimes.com you got a lot of angry altar boys today.
February 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Hey @nytimes.com you got a lot of angry altar boys today.
An ancient scroll buried in the Vesuvius eruption in AD 79 had its first word decoded. It is the word "Disgust". I didn't know ancient Romans ate kale.
February 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
An ancient scroll buried in the Vesuvius eruption in AD 79 had its first word decoded. It is the word "Disgust". I didn't know ancient Romans ate kale.
Proud of the high tech company I work for. Had a company meeting and somebody asked if our DEI policy would be changing. The answer was an emphatic "No". They reiterated that diversity was an integral part of the company and our culture.
February 6, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Proud of the high tech company I work for. Had a company meeting and somebody asked if our DEI policy would be changing. The answer was an emphatic "No". They reiterated that diversity was an integral part of the company and our culture.
You never realize how often you bend over until you put your glasses in your chest pocket.
February 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
You never realize how often you bend over until you put your glasses in your chest pocket.
My Premier League conspiracy theory is that Harvey Barnes and Jamie Vardy are two in a set of triplets with their brother Barney Jarves.
January 27, 2025 at 2:07 AM
My Premier League conspiracy theory is that Harvey Barnes and Jamie Vardy are two in a set of triplets with their brother Barney Jarves.
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The house where AC/DC was founded and the Young brothers lived has been demolished. I'm guessing it was TNT.
January 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
The house where AC/DC was founded and the Young brothers lived has been demolished. I'm guessing it was TNT.
Sometimes I wonder if corporate execs use their product. Like, surely the J&J people must know by now that the little red string on Band-Aid wrappers does nothing.
January 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Sometimes I wonder if corporate execs use their product. Like, surely the J&J people must know by now that the little red string on Band-Aid wrappers does nothing.
I was proud of my daughter when she graduated college. But today she's giving her first lecture as a professor and I was almost in tears when she sent me a selfie on her way to the classroom.
January 6, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I was proud of my daughter when she graduated college. But today she's giving her first lecture as a professor and I was almost in tears when she sent me a selfie on her way to the classroom.
I accidentally just wrote 2026 on a check.
January 1, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I accidentally just wrote 2026 on a check.
Somehow the heroes on Queer Eye are always surprised when the fab five show up even though the camera people are already in their house.
December 31, 2024 at 3:39 AM
Somehow the heroes on Queer Eye are always surprised when the fab five show up even though the camera people are already in their house.
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By nearly every metric, Bidenomics was a roaring success. It would be a mistake to ignore the lessons that can be gleaned from the administration’s economic policy.
Bidenomics Was Wildly Successful
The president’s domestic record wasn’t just extraordinary. It might put Democrats back in power in four years.
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December 26, 2024 at 10:00 PM
By nearly every metric, Bidenomics was a roaring success. It would be a mistake to ignore the lessons that can be gleaned from the administration’s economic policy.
When my wife is doing something and needs help, she doesn't say anything. If she doesn't need help she doesn't say anything. It is up to me to determine if by offering help I am being a condescending asshole or not offering to help I'm a heartless moron who can't see when someone else is struggling
December 26, 2024 at 7:11 PM
When my wife is doing something and needs help, she doesn't say anything. If she doesn't need help she doesn't say anything. It is up to me to determine if by offering help I am being a condescending asshole or not offering to help I'm a heartless moron who can't see when someone else is struggling
You cannot inflate something to make it flated. You cannot take something flated and deflate it. Flate is not a word.
December 26, 2024 at 5:57 PM
You cannot inflate something to make it flated. You cannot take something flated and deflate it. Flate is not a word.
I've realized there is one traditionally masculine thing that I like to do and am unapologetic about. I really enjoy sitting at the head of a table surrounded by family and friends.
December 25, 2024 at 11:10 PM
I've realized there is one traditionally masculine thing that I like to do and am unapologetic about. I really enjoy sitting at the head of a table surrounded by family and friends.
I've stayed in shape over the years, but nothing makes you realize how old you are as looking in the mirror and seeing how much more sexy you look with your shirt on.
December 25, 2024 at 3:37 AM
I've stayed in shape over the years, but nothing makes you realize how old you are as looking in the mirror and seeing how much more sexy you look with your shirt on.
When I rule the world, all wrapping paper will be required to have graph lines on the back.
December 23, 2024 at 7:42 PM
When I rule the world, all wrapping paper will be required to have graph lines on the back.
The oldest gorgonopsian was discovered on Mallorca. I don't know who first decided to look for fossils on a Mediterranean island, but that person is a genius.
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December 19, 2024 at 4:41 PM
The oldest gorgonopsian was discovered on Mallorca. I don't know who first decided to look for fossils on a Mediterranean island, but that person is a genius.
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I know i'm old because taylor swift has surpassed drake as the most decorated billboard award winner and I can't hum a tune by either one of them.
December 13, 2024 at 7:00 PM
I know i'm old because taylor swift has surpassed drake as the most decorated billboard award winner and I can't hum a tune by either one of them.