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You’re going to have to get very creative with that one. Try the tool drawer. 🔨🍫🪛

Time to set aside that high cabinet with a mysterious box of kale chips as a decoy to hide your treats behind. #protip

And dang that’s tough sometimes. But take a deep breath and just GO.

I haven’t spent much time here yet. I’m happy to see you!

I have spent so little time on Twitter lately because it’s exhausting to pop in to post and try not to read anything. 🫣 This seems so much better!