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Why wasn't there any female transformers?
November 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Why wasn't there any female transformers?
Luckily they didn't sample the heat of my farts in 1996 from a batch of sprout curry, 7 pints of Scottish stout.
November 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Luckily they didn't sample the heat of my farts in 1996 from a batch of sprout curry, 7 pints of Scottish stout.
The acoustics should be good at least. Let her rip.
November 17, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The acoustics should be good at least. Let her rip.
Can't wait to see the decks and hear some noise.
November 14, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Can't wait to see the decks and hear some noise.
Not seen a food post fella...
November 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Not seen a food post fella...
After we tied the knot at the registry office I turned to my wife and said Nice visor regarding her beautiful selfmade veil. She whispered,You fucking dick and gave a massive smile. Just had 11th anniversary. @hellopalendrome.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 12:21 PM
After we tied the knot at the registry office I turned to my wife and said Nice visor regarding her beautiful selfmade veil. She whispered,You fucking dick and gave a massive smile. Just had 11th anniversary. @hellopalendrome.bsky.social
Only if you fill it with a sewing kit and buttons.
November 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Only if you fill it with a sewing kit and buttons.
What does this mean? You forgot your tinkles will be red and called 999?
November 11, 2025 at 10:01 PM
What does this mean? You forgot your tinkles will be red and called 999?
Yes, would eat. Are you cooking it in the oven?
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Yes, would eat. Are you cooking it in the oven?
Superb news. Hope you're feeling tip top fella.
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Superb news. Hope you're feeling tip top fella.
What he said. Best wishes for today Col. Congrats on the granddadness too.
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
What he said. Best wishes for today Col. Congrats on the granddadness too.
Is Voldemort on telly?
November 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Is Voldemort on telly?
TF is that? Looks like a Barbie slide.
November 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
TF is that? Looks like a Barbie slide.
I was 4 or 5 and touched the insides of a broken incandescent bulb, whilst it was still live. Got badly burnt fingers and tripped the fuses. Mum always put me in wellies for some reason.
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I was 4 or 5 and touched the insides of a broken incandescent bulb, whilst it was still live. Got badly burnt fingers and tripped the fuses. Mum always put me in wellies for some reason.