Habeas Porpoise
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Habeas Hobbyist; Publishing in the Federal Reporter—Opinions not My Own (unless Plagiarized); Recovering East Coast Elitist, taking one day at a time.
Congratulations, you copycat.
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November 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Congratulations, you copycat.
Where is Adolf Eichmann when you need him?
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November 5, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Where is Adolf Eichmann when you need him?
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We should teach law students how to plagiarize. papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....
Plagiarism Pedagogy: Why Teaching Plagiarism Should be a Fundamental Part of Legal Education
Plagiarism is essential to good lawyering. The better part of litigation is copying forms and models, and transactional practice is mostly cut and paste. If law
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October 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
We should teach law students how to plagiarize. papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....
Now, a friend of mine once said "collaborate" when she meant "corroborate." I corrected her, adding that they're the same, if you're Japanese.
September 18, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Now, a friend of mine once said "collaborate" when she meant "corroborate." I corrected her, adding that they're the same, if you're Japanese.
Using "verbiage" when "wording" is what is meant should come with mandatory LWOP.
September 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Using "verbiage" when "wording" is what is meant should come with mandatory LWOP.
Cheap compared with $2B+ for a B-2 crashed on takeoff because of wet pitot tubes, the advisory about which did not make it from Missouri to Guam.
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June 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Cheap compared with $2B+ for a B-2 crashed on takeoff because of wet pitot tubes, the advisory about which did not make it from Missouri to Guam.
It depends.
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June 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
It depends.
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My approach: The important thing is to keep the 1's, 2's, and 3's as far ahead of the 5's and 6's as possible. Streaks don't matter.
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June 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
My approach: The important thing is to keep the 1's, 2's, and 3's as far ahead of the 5's and 6's as possible. Streaks don't matter.
From Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead, about Hamlet, who has disappeared on the ship to England to see the King:
Rosencrantz: Then he's dead, as far as we're concerned.
Guildenstern: Or we are, as far as he is.
Rosencrantz: Then he's dead, as far as we're concerned.
Guildenstern: Or we are, as far as he is.
June 22, 2025 at 9:36 PM
From Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead, about Hamlet, who has disappeared on the ship to England to see the King:
Rosencrantz: Then he's dead, as far as we're concerned.
Guildenstern: Or we are, as far as he is.
Rosencrantz: Then he's dead, as far as we're concerned.
Guildenstern: Or we are, as far as he is.
Your heartfelt sentiments are deeply appreciated. You are always thinking of others.
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June 10, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Your heartfelt sentiments are deeply appreciated. You are always thinking of others.
