Simian Entusiast
@capuchinfan.bsky.social
More butts, less drama. He/him 🔞🏳️🌈♐️⬆️ 🍉
Wtf I’m 32 now…
November 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Wtf I’m 32 now…
didn’t realize black is so flattering on me 🖤
September 22, 2025 at 6:11 AM
didn’t realize black is so flattering on me 🖤
Buy me dinner and I’ll drop the towel
July 11, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Buy me dinner and I’ll drop the towel
mono-cum monday 🤍
June 9, 2025 at 9:05 PM
mono-cum monday 🤍
almost summertime 💛
June 9, 2025 at 12:48 AM
almost summertime 💛
tired from camping but clearly not tired enough. side note: i really like the way the light hits my pubes here
May 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
tired from camping but clearly not tired enough. side note: i really like the way the light hits my pubes here
I should get this framed
April 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I should get this framed
i hate shopping for pants.
March 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
i hate shopping for pants.
should i get a haircut? i mean, i know ya’ll like something to pull…
March 12, 2025 at 2:56 AM
should i get a haircut? i mean, i know ya’ll like something to pull…
it was 1 degree but I was still smoking hot
January 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
it was 1 degree but I was still smoking hot
In addition to monochrome Monday it’s also my one month anniversary of ditching cigarettes and I’m feeling even more prettier than before 🤍
December 30, 2024 at 9:28 PM
In addition to monochrome Monday it’s also my one month anniversary of ditching cigarettes and I’m feeling even more prettier than before 🤍
taking myself out on a date to see Nosferatu 🐀
December 30, 2024 at 4:30 AM
taking myself out on a date to see Nosferatu 🐀
it’s not depression it’s rotting and it can be very good for you in moderation 😪
December 29, 2024 at 8:26 PM
it’s not depression it’s rotting and it can be very good for you in moderation 😪
Hope ya’ll are having a merry one ☮️ 🎄 ✨
December 25, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Hope ya’ll are having a merry one ☮️ 🎄 ✨
Caveman mode on Christmas Eve 💥
December 24, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Caveman mode on Christmas Eve 💥
If you’re reading this, let me see your Christmas tree 🎄
December 16, 2024 at 7:19 PM
If you’re reading this, let me see your Christmas tree 🎄
it’s monochromatic Monday and I’m a monochromatic mess 👹
December 16, 2024 at 7:11 PM
it’s monochromatic Monday and I’m a monochromatic mess 👹
Ice storm got me all worked up like…
December 14, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Ice storm got me all worked up like…
Post a pic YOU took (no description) to bring zen to the timeline.
December 11, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Post a pic YOU took (no description) to bring zen to the timeline.
Ditched cigarettes over a week ago and had my first STI test in a year (I was negative!). I’m starting to feel pretty again…
December 10, 2024 at 3:44 AM
Ditched cigarettes over a week ago and had my first STI test in a year (I was negative!). I’m starting to feel pretty again…
Womp, there it is 🤧 looking at your butt pics has been helping me feel better at least
December 5, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Womp, there it is 🤧 looking at your butt pics has been helping me feel better at least
Am I getting sick or is it nicotine withdrawal? 🫠
December 5, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Am I getting sick or is it nicotine withdrawal? 🫠
Of course my top song was an ode to the act of anal sex. Spotify really called me out on my f@ggotry in general this year 🔥 🦄 🪩
December 5, 2024 at 12:06 AM
Of course my top song was an ode to the act of anal sex. Spotify really called me out on my f@ggotry in general this year 🔥 🦄 🪩
So many hotties in Minneapolis but I was stuck at a dumb football game…thank god the home team won 💜 💛
December 2, 2024 at 6:32 PM
So many hotties in Minneapolis but I was stuck at a dumb football game…thank god the home team won 💜 💛