Jeffrey
captsticl.bsky.social
Jeffrey
@captsticl.bsky.social
Waiter in Las Vegas
He/Him
After seeing the illiteracy in the Estein e-mails, I have concluded that ding-dongs still answer Chotiner's phone calls because not one of them has ever read an Isaac Chotiner interview before.
February 2, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Shit is on the way.

Side shout out to my man on the list in Charlottesville.
GO HOOS.
January 13, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Things are changing.
What audio did I hear blaring from a phone in the other stall at work?

Not a podcast. Not TikTok.

The full audio of JFK's "City on a Hill" speech.

Courage--judgment--integrity--dedication
January 12, 2026 at 12:27 AM
I love a chili crisp. And Cholula.
And... I don't like it.
It has heat, no question.
But they misunderstood the crunch.
The Cholula has crunchy elements, but they are crunchy elements added to a spicy oil.
I feel like the Lao Gan chili crisp is... spicy crunchy that just happens to be in an oil.
January 9, 2026 at 10:31 AM
I'm #OneofTheTwo who consistently wears a Respirator.

Whenever popular, public celebs or politicians demean masking it increases the likelihood of complete stranger's antagonizing the few of us whom are still committed to our own and other's health and safety.
December 30, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Reinforced by all the allergy/cold/"flu" over the counter medicines.
They advertise combating the flu. When they are for regular colds.

I'm sure you saw this, but the new Dayquil Intense Flu has the tagline "power through your flu."
And it makes me see red.
December 29, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Behold a plate of nachos.
December 28, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I just saw an ad for "Boost Oxygen," which appears to just be a canister of oxygen????
December 27, 2025 at 7:01 AM
A lot of my feed currently is @erinbiba.bsky.social reskeeting lovely photos of people's menorahs.
And for just a moment, I thought someone had turned a massive tree into an outdoor menorah.
December 15, 2025 at 6:57 AM
For the past 3 years, I have gotten a whiskey advent calender for myself and my friend. And I have shipped a copy to my father.
It's like $150 per.

But they can get super expensive.
Here's one for $900. And I saw one last year with all 30 year or older whiskeys for ten thousand dollars.
November 11, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I hope the "Let's Go Pirates" person is watching this, and knows that they are remembered.
October 28, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I am a food guy.
And i should not be allowed on late night, drunken, food social media.
Because, I now want to buy this THIRTY DOLLAR Japanese spoon.
It's a spoon.
C'mon me.
October 4, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Leftover butter chicken. And I have leftover jasmine rice. And I have a large tortilla from a nearby Mexican restaurant. (And I added some chili crisp because the butter chicken needed a kick [my own fault. I didn't order spicy enough]). I added a little sour cream because I was missing raita.
September 26, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Every NL team that is outside the wild card won yesterday. That seems wild.
September 22, 2025 at 8:51 AM
The American Southwest is a pretty dang beautiful sight.
September 1, 2025 at 11:30 PM
August 25, 2025 at 5:35 AM
July 24, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The closest we have now are the PC cases with glass sides and RBG color fans/ram.
And it just doesn't feel the same.
July 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I ended up going with do I like the concept of the dish, can I envision a quality version, and would I like to eat that version?
The answer to nearly everything is absolutely.
June 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
This does not look particularly well prepared. But I can imagine a version of this dish that is very good. I worked at a Cajun adjacent steakhouse, and the chef made the best shrimp and grits I've ever tasted.
Am I rating how much I want to eat his version? Because that's way different than the pic.
June 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Are we asking about this particular plate of fettuccine Alfredo?
Are we asking about an average fettuccine Alfredo?
Are you asking how likely I am to order that dish? Because that's heavily tied to what other pastas are available.
Or are you just asking if I like to eat fettuccine alfredo?
June 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Indicating my feelings towards a dish and indicating how much I want to eat a dish are completely different concepts.
June 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
My bad...
June 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Oh man.
I won some money gambling, so I bought some Scotch on the way home.
I'm normally a Laphraoig man.
But I saw this 11 year Lagavulin.
Turns out to be a @nickofferman.bsky.social
collaboration.
And it.. is... WONDERFUL.
Try it if you can find it.
June 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Went to a wedding today.
May 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM