Christopher Haake
@captsolo66.bsky.social
I could have been America’s favorite gameshow host. Supreme Commander of Operations at
#WebForceKC.
#WebForceKC.
A holiday miracle has just occurred! #WebForceKC MF.
November 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
A holiday miracle has just occurred! #WebForceKC MF.
Bowling for Dollars 2025
November 22, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Bowling for Dollars 2025
I could have been America’s favorite game show host.
November 21, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I could have been America’s favorite game show host.
Working on the new #WebForceKC winter wardrobe fashion drops. 🤘🪨🚊
November 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Working on the new #WebForceKC winter wardrobe fashion drops. 🤘🪨🚊
I may have to buy a jock strap if I keep hitting all of these sports events. #ChiefsKingdom #SPORTS!
October 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I may have to buy a jock strap if I keep hitting all of these sports events. #ChiefsKingdom #SPORTS!
On a positive note, got a new shirt from one of favorites today. #TheTonyDanzaTapdanceExtravaganza. 👊🫵🤘
October 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
On a positive note, got a new shirt from one of favorites today. #TheTonyDanzaTapdanceExtravaganza. 👊🫵🤘
@espn.com @collegegameday.bsky.social hosts look like they raided a 1980s televangelist’s wardrobe closet, 🙏⛪️
September 27, 2025 at 1:28 PM
@espn.com @collegegameday.bsky.social hosts look like they raided a 1980s televangelist’s wardrobe closet, 🙏⛪️
We were like the cool dads at the @callousdaoboy.bsky.social show last night, offering terrible life tips to the youth. Fun times, old friend. @bentuttle.com 🤘
September 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
We were like the cool dads at the @callousdaoboy.bsky.social show last night, offering terrible life tips to the youth. Fun times, old friend. @bentuttle.com 🤘
The chances are pretty darn good that some of the local businesses you know and love are in @ThePitchKansasCity's #BestOfKC finals. TODAY is the last day to vote!
Click links or scan the codes to vote, and thank you! 👍👇🙏
vote.thepitchkc.com/goods-and-se...
vote.thepitchkc.com/goods-and-se...
Click links or scan the codes to vote, and thank you! 👍👇🙏
vote.thepitchkc.com/goods-and-se...
vote.thepitchkc.com/goods-and-se...
September 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The chances are pretty darn good that some of the local businesses you know and love are in @ThePitchKansasCity's #BestOfKC finals. TODAY is the last day to vote!
Click links or scan the codes to vote, and thank you! 👍👇🙏
vote.thepitchkc.com/goods-and-se...
vote.thepitchkc.com/goods-and-se...
Click links or scan the codes to vote, and thank you! 👍👇🙏
vote.thepitchkc.com/goods-and-se...
vote.thepitchkc.com/goods-and-se...
Come on! It will be FUN to move all 80+ websites to a new virtual private server in the middle of the day on a Wednesday! (It wasn’t) ⚒️💻😵💫🛜
September 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Come on! It will be FUN to move all 80+ websites to a new virtual private server in the middle of the day on a Wednesday! (It wasn’t) ⚒️💻😵💫🛜
Shoutout to @jerseymikessubs.bsky.social in #KCMO for putting a personal touch, even though they were out of brownies. Solid and appreciated. 👍👊🤘
September 24, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Shoutout to @jerseymikessubs.bsky.social in #KCMO for putting a personal touch, even though they were out of brownies. Solid and appreciated. 👍👊🤘
What a wonderful way to finish of the week! Viva la DMV! 🥳🎁🎊
September 19, 2025 at 7:39 PM
What a wonderful way to finish of the week! Viva la DMV! 🥳🎁🎊
Hey, KCMO! There are only a few days left to vote in The Pitch Kansas City's #BestOfKC for your favorite people, places, and.....awesome local businesses like Web Force KC!
Click the links to vote, cheers, and thank you! 👇🙏🤘
vote.thepitchkc.com/good.../best...
vote.thepitchkc.com/goo.../best-...
Click the links to vote, cheers, and thank you! 👇🙏🤘
vote.thepitchkc.com/good.../best...
vote.thepitchkc.com/goo.../best-...
September 18, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Hey, KCMO! There are only a few days left to vote in The Pitch Kansas City's #BestOfKC for your favorite people, places, and.....awesome local businesses like Web Force KC!
Click the links to vote, cheers, and thank you! 👇🙏🤘
vote.thepitchkc.com/good.../best...
vote.thepitchkc.com/goo.../best-...
Click the links to vote, cheers, and thank you! 👇🙏🤘
vote.thepitchkc.com/good.../best...
vote.thepitchkc.com/goo.../best-...
It’s always great to see Web Force KC merch in the wild, or via text. Either way. Good stuff. 🤘👊🫵
September 9, 2025 at 4:53 AM
It’s always great to see Web Force KC merch in the wild, or via text. Either way. Good stuff. 🤘👊🫵
The Sunday night research session for a new client web design project just got weird, but fun. (⊙_⊙)？
September 8, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The Sunday night research session for a new client web design project just got weird, but fun. (⊙_⊙)？
I don’t recall seeing a KU Football team this good, except for when I was hallucinating in college. #RockChalk 🫵💥👊
September 6, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I don’t recall seeing a KU Football team this good, except for when I was hallucinating in college. #RockChalk 🫵💥👊
September 5, 2025 at 11:13 AM
IT'S A GIRL! Please welcome the newest member of the Web Force KC and B.F.i. Team, Miss Fitt! Along with the #TrulyOutrageous Jem, Miss Fitt's ebony elegance will bring a softer, more seductive tone to the otherwise brash bravdo. Shoutout to #JemAndTheHolograms and @stevevai.bsky.social , as well.🎸◼️
September 3, 2025 at 10:25 PM
IT'S A GIRL! Please welcome the newest member of the Web Force KC and B.F.i. Team, Miss Fitt! Along with the #TrulyOutrageous Jem, Miss Fitt's ebony elegance will bring a softer, more seductive tone to the otherwise brash bravdo. Shoutout to #JemAndTheHolograms and @stevevai.bsky.social , as well.🎸◼️
"Hit me with those laser beams....."
Coming soon! 🤘👇
Coming soon! 🤘👇
September 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
"Hit me with those laser beams....."
Coming soon! 🤘👇
Coming soon! 🤘👇
All new Web Force KC fall ‘test’ merch has just arrived, and there is more to come!🤘👊💥
August 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
All new Web Force KC fall ‘test’ merch has just arrived, and there is more to come!🤘👊💥
CHEERS to Helen, and the staff of @QuinnsLaundry for taking amazing care of my favorite jerseys! (Some of them hadn’t been washed in ‘several’ years.)
JEERS to the rando social media weirdo who prophesized that washing my jerseys would jinx a team(s).
#ChiefsKingdom #RockChalk #FountainsUp 👍🙂↕️🫡
JEERS to the rando social media weirdo who prophesized that washing my jerseys would jinx a team(s).
#ChiefsKingdom #RockChalk #FountainsUp 👍🙂↕️🫡
August 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
CHEERS to Helen, and the staff of @QuinnsLaundry for taking amazing care of my favorite jerseys! (Some of them hadn’t been washed in ‘several’ years.)
JEERS to the rando social media weirdo who prophesized that washing my jerseys would jinx a team(s).
#ChiefsKingdom #RockChalk #FountainsUp 👍🙂↕️🫡
JEERS to the rando social media weirdo who prophesized that washing my jerseys would jinx a team(s).
#ChiefsKingdom #RockChalk #FountainsUp 👍🙂↕️🫡
I think I may have a FANTASTIC wedding invitation design AND catering idea for your wedding, Taylor and Travis! ❤️💥👇💍
Hit me up.
Hit me up.
August 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I think I may have a FANTASTIC wedding invitation design AND catering idea for your wedding, Taylor and Travis! ❤️💥👇💍
Hit me up.
Hit me up.
I love you, @SteveVai, but my god your guitars are hard to restring and tune. 🎵 🎸🤘
August 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I love you, @SteveVai, but my god your guitars are hard to restring and tune. 🎵 🎸🤘
Business Owner: “We don’t want our brand name to offend anyone’s religion, but we want it to be fun…”
Marketing: “Say no more, fam.”
#SinWeek
Marketing: “Say no more, fam.”
#SinWeek
August 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Business Owner: “We don’t want our brand name to offend anyone’s religion, but we want it to be fun…”
Marketing: “Say no more, fam.”
#SinWeek
Marketing: “Say no more, fam.”
#SinWeek