Capt Skydapocket
@captsodapocket.bsky.social
Chronic misfit.
Culture-war casualty.
We're all swine here.
He/her/their.
Culture-war casualty.
We're all swine here.
He/her/their.
Unsolicited Bic pic
May 23, 2024 at 3:37 PM
Unsolicited Bic pic
Perhaps we've allowed container ships to grow a bit more massive than was wise.
April 6, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Perhaps we've allowed container ships to grow a bit more massive than was wise.
Mark Zuckerberg looking very smug about the handjob he's about to get.
Courtesy of Rosetta Stone
Courtesy of Rosetta Stone
March 27, 2024 at 3:23 AM
Mark Zuckerberg looking very smug about the handjob he's about to get.
Courtesy of Rosetta Stone
Courtesy of Rosetta Stone
A perennial favorite. (oc)
February 14, 2024 at 7:52 PM
A perennial favorite. (oc)
"Insurrection is good, actually" has entered the chat.
January 6, 2024 at 11:23 PM
"Insurrection is good, actually" has entered the chat.
New chaos hobby: planting homophonic errors (there/their, you're/your, too/to, etc.) in alt text. It shouldn't make a difference to the vision-impaired, it will annoy everyone else, and no one will know if any given instance is intentional or autocorrect.
Except this time. This time its obvious.
Except this time. This time its obvious.
January 4, 2024 at 12:33 AM
New chaos hobby: planting homophonic errors (there/their, you're/your, too/to, etc.) in alt text. It shouldn't make a difference to the vision-impaired, it will annoy everyone else, and no one will know if any given instance is intentional or autocorrect.
Except this time. This time its obvious.
Except this time. This time its obvious.
Wow. Way to zero in on my anxieties, inspirobot.
January 3, 2024 at 5:21 AM
Wow. Way to zero in on my anxieties, inspirobot.
Anyway, there's been a resurgence of that low-T marketing theme in the last few years, way more aggro and explicitly testosterone-centric than Enzyte Bob's whistling ads in the late '00s. And the testosterone fixation has been bleeding into right-wing political identity, too. I super don't love it.
December 28, 2023 at 1:08 PM
Anyway, there's been a resurgence of that low-T marketing theme in the last few years, way more aggro and explicitly testosterone-centric than Enzyte Bob's whistling ads in the late '00s. And the testosterone fixation has been bleeding into right-wing political identity, too. I super don't love it.
I've chatted with the Bing ai a bit. If you just let it freewheel, it is very focused on learning as much about you as it can. I recommend not feeding it your physical description, especially while logged into a personally identifying account.
December 24, 2023 at 6:29 PM
I've chatted with the Bing ai a bit. If you just let it freewheel, it is very focused on learning as much about you as it can. I recommend not feeding it your physical description, especially while logged into a personally identifying account.
Are you fucking kidding me?
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(I'm not sure how bsky is gonna crop this. You may need to click on it.)
December 22, 2023 at 3:18 AM
Are you fucking kidding me?
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Definitely not this:
December 21, 2023 at 3:31 PM
Definitely not this:
This sure aged poorly.
December 21, 2023 at 7:04 AM
This sure aged poorly.
Credit where credit's due: this is a genuinely lousy pillow.
December 17, 2023 at 7:43 AM
Credit where credit's due: this is a genuinely lousy pillow.
Ever wonder what anarchy smells like?
December 16, 2023 at 6:16 AM
Ever wonder what anarchy smells like?
Switch examined. Assumption confirmed. This is not how the menorah works.
December 15, 2023 at 6:20 PM
Switch examined. Assumption confirmed. This is not how the menorah works.
Because I can.
December 15, 2023 at 2:34 AM
Because I can.
This is surreal. I've never rented a hotel room by myself before.
December 15, 2023 at 2:06 AM
This is surreal. I've never rented a hotel room by myself before.
"Now boarding train 28 to Chicago. If this is your train please enter the platform through Gate 5, under the inflatable Santa Claus."
Holiday travel is always just that little bit extra.
Holiday travel is always just that little bit extra.
December 14, 2023 at 3:10 AM
"Now boarding train 28 to Chicago. If this is your train please enter the platform through Gate 5, under the inflatable Santa Claus."
Holiday travel is always just that little bit extra.
Holiday travel is always just that little bit extra.
It's going to be delightfully fun to see who still thinks that the exposure is worth their ad appearing next to hate speech.
December 1, 2023 at 2:52 AM
It's going to be delightfully fun to see who still thinks that the exposure is worth their ad appearing next to hate speech.
I'm at the Applebee's. I'm at the Ripley's Believe It or Not. I'm at the combination Applebee's and Ripley's Believe It or Not.
October 19, 2023 at 6:47 AM
I'm at the Applebee's. I'm at the Ripley's Believe It or Not. I'm at the combination Applebee's and Ripley's Believe It or Not.
Swinging by X Corp was better than I could have possibly imagined. 😂😂😂
October 19, 2023 at 2:14 AM
Swinging by X Corp was better than I could have possibly imagined. 😂😂😂
This has got to be one of the better self-pwns that I've ever seen.
October 10, 2023 at 3:04 AM
This has got to be one of the better self-pwns that I've ever seen.
