Sir Haxorus
@captrulupteryx.bsky.social
She/her I 🎂: 14 March I 🏳️⚧️? (bit of a closeted coward)
Kaiju and belly stuffing artist.
Fan of Pokémon, Evangelion, Monster Hunter, Chainsaw Man, Dungeon Meshi and animal taxonomy.
🔞+ ONLY I MINORS DNI
Kaiju and belly stuffing artist.
Fan of Pokémon, Evangelion, Monster Hunter, Chainsaw Man, Dungeon Meshi and animal taxonomy.
🔞+ ONLY I MINORS DNI
I hope her cravings make her gorge on so much food she messily explodes
January 16, 2026 at 6:53 PM
I hope her cravings make her gorge on so much food she messily explodes
Alex Trembath must be boasting so hard right now
January 15, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Alex Trembath must be boasting so hard right now
An overstuffed Farcille would be sooooo peak
January 14, 2026 at 3:50 AM
An overstuffed Farcille would be sooooo peak
I am not gonna take into consideration the opinions of a rapist
January 5, 2026 at 11:52 PM
I am not gonna take into consideration the opinions of a rapist
North Koreas has received help from China through
January 5, 2026 at 2:09 PM
North Koreas has received help from China through
Nah, almost killing the cast of your film gets pardoned when a bunch of them end up defending Polanski and your obsession helps in the understanding of marine ecosystems
January 1, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Nah, almost killing the cast of your film gets pardoned when a bunch of them end up defending Polanski and your obsession helps in the understanding of marine ecosystems
Do you think antivaxxers should be [DATA EXPUNGED] for being threats to the overall community?
December 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Do you think antivaxxers should be [DATA EXPUNGED] for being threats to the overall community?
At this point, just waiting for the chuds to fall off
December 25, 2025 at 10:25 PM
At this point, just waiting for the chuds to fall off
Yeah like, why the fuck did you breed then?
December 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Yeah like, why the fuck did you breed then?
More respect to non-human animals
December 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
More respect to non-human animals
Honestly tired of having empathy for dipshits
December 15, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Honestly tired of having empathy for dipshits
XD, my country fucked up
December 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
XD, my country fucked up
The Toudens looking for critters is so in character and cute
December 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
The Toudens looking for critters is so in character and cute
(Death Star Trench Run music intensifies)
November 11, 2025 at 11:26 AM
(Death Star Trench Run music intensifies)
Dude has such a repulsive face
November 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Dude has such a repulsive face
Jesus Christ that fucker of Alex Trembath is so damn gleeful right now
October 30, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Jesus Christ that fucker of Alex Trembath is so damn gleeful right now
An also at least Pokemon is based on something real (the critters are inspired by real life flora and fauna, sometimes even adding their ecology)
October 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
An also at least Pokemon is based on something real (the critters are inspired by real life flora and fauna, sometimes even adding their ecology)
She gives me so much gender envy
October 28, 2025 at 12:51 AM
She gives me so much gender envy
Nice skeletal ! What is thicker “croc” related to?
October 24, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Nice skeletal ! What is thicker “croc” related to?
Amazing! What critter it is feeding on?
October 7, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Amazing! What critter it is feeding on?