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Stanley Cup/Playoffs predictions based off of vibes. Anyways don’t take this seriously, I know I’m delusional! It’s nice to live in delusion sometimes! Enjoy lol:

Round 1:

Eastern:

FLA vs OTT

TBL vs TOR

CAR vs NJD

WSH vs NYR

Western:

WPG vs UTA

DAL vs MIN

VGK vs VAN

LAK vs CGY

(1/2)
Greatest duo in hockey rn argue with the wall.
December 7, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Truth
December 3, 2024 at 2:52 AM
I love stats/standings, so here’s the stats/standings leaders on the NJ Devils:

JBratt is 17th in points (28)
JHughes is 25th in points (25)
NHischier is 31st in points (24)

JAllen is 4th in GAA (2.26)
JMarkstrom is 17th in GAA (2.54)

JBratt is 12th in assists (18)
JHughes is 18th in assists (17)
November 29, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Update, they screamed at me after I asked how the Trouba train was chugging. I knew I should’ve yelled “fuck Messier” tsk tsk.
At Thanksgiving dinner, and one of my cousins is wearing their rangers jersey. Do I or do I not start an argument?
November 29, 2024 at 12:32 AM
At Thanksgiving dinner, and one of my cousins is wearing their rangers jersey. Do I or do I not start an argument?
November 29, 2024 at 12:23 AM
In my dumbass opinion, he’ll at the most get a game suspension, but honestly probably just a fine.
#NJDevils Timo Meier's hearing for cross-checking Zachary L'Heureux will be over the phone.
November 26, 2024 at 6:05 PM
I forgot this app existed WHOOPS anyways happy Canucks gameday!!
November 26, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Had to lmao
November 22, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Happy Devils gameday
November 21, 2024 at 9:41 AM
That’s that me Depresso
November 20, 2024 at 5:44 AM
Stanley Cup/Playoffs predictions based off of vibes. Anyways don’t take this seriously, I know I’m delusional! It’s nice to live in delusion sometimes! Enjoy lol:

Round 1:

Eastern:

FLA vs OTT

TBL vs TOR

CAR vs NJD

WSH vs NYR

Western:

WPG vs UTA

DAL vs MIN

VGK vs VAN

LAK vs CGY

(1/2)
November 20, 2024 at 4:19 AM
Im not going to speculate on anything, but I just hope he’s ok and his family are ok.
The Vancouver Canucks announced J.T. Miller will take an indefinite leave of absence from the team for personal reasons.
November 19, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Account in question
November 18, 2024 at 6:49 AM
I love this app bc I don’t have some racist, sexist, and homophobic rangers fan pos responding to my tweets.
November 18, 2024 at 6:48 AM
I don’t care about American Football however:

THE FUCKING CHIEFS LOST LETS FUCKING GO FUCK YOU PATRICK MAHOMES JOSH ALLEN IS YOUR DADDY

I don’t even care if the Canucks win tonight/ this morning for me (they probably won’t), Josh Allen won tonight that’s all that matters.
November 18, 2024 at 12:49 AM
November 17, 2024 at 5:39 AM
Despite the flub at the end overall masterclass
#NHL GameScore Impact Card for New Jersey Devils on 2024-11-16:

#NJDevils

November 17, 2024 at 4:02 AM
Reposted by ɥʇǝqɐzᴉʅǝ
Rick Tocchet in the #Canucks room in the first intermission, probably:
a group of hockey players sit in a locker room with a man in a suit talking to them
ALT: a group of hockey players sit in a locker room with a man in a suit talking to them
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2024 at 3:50 AM
I miss Boeser
November 17, 2024 at 3:26 AM
COTTER SAVE US PLZ
November 17, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Holy fuck I just saw that Reaves on Nurse hit….

I hope Nurse is ok and this injury isn’t serious holy shit.
November 17, 2024 at 2:04 AM
This is about to be a Sharks 2.0 isn’t it?
November 17, 2024 at 1:54 AM
I fell asleep at the beginning of the game, but clearly I’ve missed nothing.
November 17, 2024 at 1:44 AM
Will the Devils continue to conquer the sunshine state by defeating the ironically named team the Lightnings? Or will lightning strike the Devils?

Who knows what will happen, Jack Hughes certainly won’t. In fact I don’t think he even knows what’s going on 99.9% of the time.
November 16, 2024 at 10:27 PM