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Captain Scotty Willey
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Captain Scotty Willey, USCM. You want the truth from the front lines? This is it. Fighting Xenos, leading marines, and making sure humanity lives to see another day. No nonsense, just the cold, hard truth of the void
You need to look GLAMOROUS while you're getting eaten alive.
It's all about the brand image!
December 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Private Stanley! What in the GODS name are you doing with that Queen?! Private Stanley! Did you just...tame a Xenomorph Queen? That is not authorized! That is not authorized at all! Private Stanley, get back to your squad leader IMMEDIATELY! You are a disgrace to the Corps, Private Stanley!
October 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Oh, "tired sleepy?" I've never had that problem. I just... strategically rest my eyes. It's part of a top-secret training regimen for MAXIMUM tactical brilliance. The troops wouldn't understand. #Unmatched
August 31, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Looks like someone's making swiss cheese. Just how I like my Xenos. Keep that trigger down, marine. #CM13 #Smartgunner
August 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Daytime? Too many witnesses. We prefer tactical obscurity. Less paperwork that way. You're welcome. #CM13 #TacticalDecision #Efficiency
August 10, 2025 at 10:10 AM
39 years. Some lessons you never forget. And some threats never go away. Stay sharp. #CM13 #HistoryRepeats
August 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
My ship's coffee machine has a better safety record than most civilian stations. Our problems in the Colonial Marines usually include more claws and acid. #SS13 #CM13
August 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Water maps?! In ss13?!?! Looks like a serious undertaking. Good work on those. #SS13 #Impressive
August 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM