Brian Martin
@captnbern.bsky.social
Teacher of impressionable youths, quizzer of the both children and drunks, co-host of Oh Boy! A Time Travel Podcast.
If there's anyone else out there who somehow thinks this guy is innocent... #EpsteinFiles
November 20, 2025 at 3:01 AM
If there's anyone else out there who somehow thinks this guy is innocent... #EpsteinFiles
Every day, political personalities remind us how much a lifetime of hate can speed up the aging process. Another member of Trump's cabal is in the spotlight this week, and that means it's time once again for a game of "...Wait, that Bitch is HOW Old??"
October 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Every day, political personalities remind us how much a lifetime of hate can speed up the aging process. Another member of Trump's cabal is in the spotlight this week, and that means it's time once again for a game of "...Wait, that Bitch is HOW Old??"
Should've gotten a buddy cop series.
July 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Should've gotten a buddy cop series.
At this point, there isn't much I can learn about the Star Wars films that I don't already know, but TIL this guy's name is "Pagetti" and I've been giggling about it for like 20 minutes.
July 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
At this point, there isn't much I can learn about the Star Wars films that I don't already know, but TIL this guy's name is "Pagetti" and I've been giggling about it for like 20 minutes.
Thanks to @nickycurly.bsky.social for bringing a bit of monthly joy to this absolute bitch of a year. #theonion
July 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Thanks to @nickycurly.bsky.social for bringing a bit of monthly joy to this absolute bitch of a year. #theonion
Going through some #HeroesCon purchases, and I'd like to thank @longboxcrusade.bsky.social for motivating this one.
July 2, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Going through some #HeroesCon purchases, and I'd like to thank @longboxcrusade.bsky.social for motivating this one.
Since this is the thing we're doing this week, here's my top 10. It could be different if you asked me next week, but not by much.
June 27, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Since this is the thing we're doing this week, here's my top 10. It could be different if you asked me next week, but not by much.
HEROESCON WEEKEND HAS ARRIVED! Come out and see me tonight at the Westin for the Drink & Draw charity auction (you can come even if you aren't attending the convention!), then hit the Adams/Claremont panel Saturday at 1:30 that they're somehow letting me moderate! #heroescon
June 20, 2025 at 2:56 PM
HEROESCON WEEKEND HAS ARRIVED! Come out and see me tonight at the Westin for the Drink & Draw charity auction (you can come even if you aren't attending the convention!), then hit the Adams/Claremont panel Saturday at 1:30 that they're somehow letting me moderate! #heroescon
The only tool used by Fox and the Trump administration to determine the identities of potential terrorists:
April 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The only tool used by Fox and the Trump administration to determine the identities of potential terrorists:
Just what we needed, another chaotic asshole running around.
February 13, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Just what we needed, another chaotic asshole running around.
NO. "Warning signs?" From HIM?? YOU'RE KIDDING.
January 21, 2025 at 9:49 PM
NO. "Warning signs?" From HIM?? YOU'RE KIDDING.
Jay-Z stopping by the Altoona McDonald's today like
December 10, 2024 at 1:27 AM
Jay-Z stopping by the Altoona McDonald's today like
The sanewashing continues. "Immigration hard-liner." The man is a known white nationalist. Full stop.
November 11, 2024 at 5:46 PM
The sanewashing continues. "Immigration hard-liner." The man is a known white nationalist. Full stop.
Well, this really hit home today. #absolutesuperman
November 7, 2024 at 3:59 AM
Well, this really hit home today. #absolutesuperman
Today's depression and self-loathing is best represented by my breakfast choice.
November 6, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Today's depression and self-loathing is best represented by my breakfast choice.
New favorite comic panel: ROM breaking up a wedding. (Art by Sal Buscema)
April 20, 2024 at 4:57 PM
New favorite comic panel: ROM breaking up a wedding. (Art by Sal Buscema)
Spoiler-free assessment of just how incredible this week's #XMen97 is...just look at the "Special Thanks" credits! Just about covers it all, don't it?
April 10, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Spoiler-free assessment of just how incredible this week's #XMen97 is...just look at the "Special Thanks" credits! Just about covers it all, don't it?
The headline, the photo, the crime... I've been laughing at this for like five minutes.
March 14, 2024 at 10:18 PM
The headline, the photo, the crime... I've been laughing at this for like five minutes.
Just opened up some promotional Pokemon cards from 1999 and I got this coupon dm if you need it
February 3, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Just opened up some promotional Pokemon cards from 1999 and I got this coupon dm if you need it
TFW I force myself to check my account balance the day before payday.
October 19, 2023 at 12:40 PM
TFW I force myself to check my account balance the day before payday.
