CaptMurdock
@captmurdock.bsky.social
Inside, outside, leave me alone. Inside, outside, nowhere is home. Inside, outside, where have I been? Out of my brain on the 5:15!
Time to start building the guillotines.
March 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Time to start building the guillotines.
You get your ya-yas. I'll get mine.
March 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
You get your ya-yas. I'll get mine.
You couldn't trigger a water pistol without giving yourself brain damage. Not that there's much to damage. Enjoy what life you have left. It ain't gonna be much.
March 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
You couldn't trigger a water pistol without giving yourself brain damage. Not that there's much to damage. Enjoy what life you have left. It ain't gonna be much.
That's where your mother gets them.
March 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
That's where your mother gets them.
Because slapping them around is fun.
March 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Because slapping them around is fun.
Good to know the mouth- breathing, subliterate, inbred contingent is awake. Still hung over?
March 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Good to know the mouth- breathing, subliterate, inbred contingent is awake. Still hung over?
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This is what you voted for, Texas. *Slow clap* Be proud of your choice.
February 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
This is what you voted for, Texas. *Slow clap* Be proud of your choice.
Did you know? They're going to outlaw "no-fault" divorce!
February 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Did you know? They're going to outlaw "no-fault" divorce!
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