Captain Millennial
@captmillennial.bsky.social
[Not making money] Being pretty and witty. Opinions and brainstorms are mine and do not reflect those of any organization with which I’m affiliated.
Patti Mayonnaise says, “It’s Saturday. Get back in bed.”
November 29, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Patti Mayonnaise says, “It’s Saturday. Get back in bed.”
It makes sense.
October 20, 2025 at 9:32 AM
It makes sense.
“We are all governed by chance. We are all subjects of distance.”
I IMPLORE you to read this, written by an Egyptian journalist who has lived what’s happening in Gaza in various forms throughout his life, who has documented the war in Gaza.
I IMPLORE you to read this, written by an Egyptian journalist who has lived what’s happening in Gaza in various forms throughout his life, who has documented the war in Gaza.
May 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
“We are all governed by chance. We are all subjects of distance.”
I IMPLORE you to read this, written by an Egyptian journalist who has lived what’s happening in Gaza in various forms throughout his life, who has documented the war in Gaza.
I IMPLORE you to read this, written by an Egyptian journalist who has lived what’s happening in Gaza in various forms throughout his life, who has documented the war in Gaza.
Well, well, well…
May 8, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Well, well, well…
It’s not a mistake.
Keep in mind: this woman’s great-grandparents came here from Italy. Kumquat’s grandfather illegally came here in the late 1880s, dodging the German draft (shocker), and evading taxes. Oh, and changed his name. Who do you think should go?
Keep in mind: this woman’s great-grandparents came here from Italy. Kumquat’s grandfather illegally came here in the late 1880s, dodging the German draft (shocker), and evading taxes. Oh, and changed his name. Who do you think should go?
April 15, 2025 at 8:08 AM
It’s not a mistake.
Keep in mind: this woman’s great-grandparents came here from Italy. Kumquat’s grandfather illegally came here in the late 1880s, dodging the German draft (shocker), and evading taxes. Oh, and changed his name. Who do you think should go?
Keep in mind: this woman’s great-grandparents came here from Italy. Kumquat’s grandfather illegally came here in the late 1880s, dodging the German draft (shocker), and evading taxes. Oh, and changed his name. Who do you think should go?
That was not a prison. It was a concentration camp.
March 30, 2025 at 4:05 AM
That was not a prison. It was a concentration camp.
That was not a prison, it was a concentration camp.
March 30, 2025 at 4:04 AM
That was not a prison, it was a concentration camp.
And while we were all distracted, he got another multi-million dollar payout from the government. How efficient. People are dying because they can’t afford healthcare, but Elno can take another vacation with his wife Donna.
March 30, 2025 at 4:00 AM
And while we were all distracted, he got another multi-million dollar payout from the government. How efficient. People are dying because they can’t afford healthcare, but Elno can take another vacation with his wife Donna.
March 20, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Repeating in my head: please don’t fart, please don’t fart.
You’re too precious to move and I don’t want to suffer through that.
You’re too precious to move and I don’t want to suffer through that.
March 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Repeating in my head: please don’t fart, please don’t fart.
You’re too precious to move and I don’t want to suffer through that.
You’re too precious to move and I don’t want to suffer through that.
I refuse to use any picture of this man after he embarked on his treatment of gender-affirming care. Remind the world what he looks like.
March 9, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I refuse to use any picture of this man after he embarked on his treatment of gender-affirming care. Remind the world what he looks like.
I’ve never been and seen for myself, but I’ve seen pics and video! They never lie! So what about this?
March 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I’ve never been and seen for myself, but I’ve seen pics and video! They never lie! So what about this?
The vet called me a good cat mom; and I have never been more honored to hold such a title.
March 9, 2025 at 12:50 PM
The vet called me a good cat mom; and I have never been more honored to hold such a title.
You know what they say: a picture is worth a thousand words. I’ve always much preferred the beauty of Canada geese.
March 6, 2025 at 1:47 PM
You know what they say: a picture is worth a thousand words. I’ve always much preferred the beauty of Canada geese.
Why won’t he just come out and confess his homosexual urges for the man? There’s no shame in it anymore, only in their minds.
February 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Why won’t he just come out and confess his homosexual urges for the man? There’s no shame in it anymore, only in their minds.
Going to the gym gives me anxiety now because every other tv is the news and I saw this morning that…
This has been the most exhausting year, and it’s still January.
I don’t think I can do this.
This has been the most exhausting year, and it’s still January.
I don’t think I can do this.
January 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Going to the gym gives me anxiety now because every other tv is the news and I saw this morning that…
This has been the most exhausting year, and it’s still January.
I don’t think I can do this.
This has been the most exhausting year, and it’s still January.
I don’t think I can do this.
Guys, 1,000 followers seems excessive. I’m not even cool. My cat is though.
But thank y’all. I’m happy to be here.
But thank y’all. I’m happy to be here.
January 19, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Guys, 1,000 followers seems excessive. I’m not even cool. My cat is though.
But thank y’all. I’m happy to be here.
But thank y’all. I’m happy to be here.
Here are a couple more!
January 15, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Here are a couple more!
Cutie patootie!!! Ella says hi!
January 15, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Cutie patootie!!! Ella says hi!
Leo, Ella says hello.
January 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Leo, Ella says hello.
Just, you know, some light reading…
January 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Just, you know, some light reading…
This is the picture that made me have to adopt her.
Her name is Ella, but I call her Zorro.
What picture made you have to have your fur baby?
Her name is Ella, but I call her Zorro.
What picture made you have to have your fur baby?
January 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
This is the picture that made me have to adopt her.
Her name is Ella, but I call her Zorro.
What picture made you have to have your fur baby?
Her name is Ella, but I call her Zorro.
What picture made you have to have your fur baby?