Captain J. Roger
@captjrog.bsky.social
Power Metal Pirate 🏴☠️🦜
24 - She/her 🏳️⚧️
Still cooking as a person
24 - She/her 🏳️⚧️
Still cooking as a person
I genuinely do not think there has ever been a time in my life where I despised my body as much as I do now.
Like I've always been pretty uncomfortable with it, but now that I know what I want to actually look like, I'm just.. disgusted when I look in the mirror.
Like I've always been pretty uncomfortable with it, but now that I know what I want to actually look like, I'm just.. disgusted when I look in the mirror.
November 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I genuinely do not think there has ever been a time in my life where I despised my body as much as I do now.
Like I've always been pretty uncomfortable with it, but now that I know what I want to actually look like, I'm just.. disgusted when I look in the mirror.
Like I've always been pretty uncomfortable with it, but now that I know what I want to actually look like, I'm just.. disgusted when I look in the mirror.
Perfectly balanced breakfast
September 13, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Perfectly balanced breakfast
I love it when creditkarma gives me a notification on my phone to the tune of, "Hey Valkyrie, you don't have enough debt! People your age has 5 credit cards, 10 credit cards, 16 credit cards, all shuffling around thousands of dollars of debt- you gotta get those numbers up- straight to the moon!"
July 30, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I love it when creditkarma gives me a notification on my phone to the tune of, "Hey Valkyrie, you don't have enough debt! People your age has 5 credit cards, 10 credit cards, 16 credit cards, all shuffling around thousands of dollars of debt- you gotta get those numbers up- straight to the moon!"
I love girls with stinky butts
July 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I love girls with stinky butts
Nothing like cumming in a cage with a vibrating buttplug while reading force-fem stories on literotica 🤤
July 13, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Nothing like cumming in a cage with a vibrating buttplug while reading force-fem stories on literotica 🤤
Really what's the point of bones?
July 12, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Really what's the point of bones?
my entire digestive tract is made of farts rn 😭😭
July 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
my entire digestive tract is made of farts rn 😭😭
considering Sissy-hypnoing my plural girlfriend's male alter so things can be less awkward.
July 8, 2025 at 1:27 AM
considering Sissy-hypnoing my plural girlfriend's male alter so things can be less awkward.
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Statistically, in just about every social category you can find, men fucking suck, and I'm tired of pretending they don't just to spare some insecure guys feelings.
June 21, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Statistically, in just about every social category you can find, men fucking suck, and I'm tired of pretending they don't just to spare some insecure guys feelings.
I got my first skirt recently- I love the way they look with diapers
April 13, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I got my first skirt recently- I love the way they look with diapers
Aight when the shampoo bottle falls a second time, it gets to stay down. I'm not a fucking shampoo elevator. Learn to balance better bitch, I got 300lbs of fatass to clean and I don't have time for your shit.
March 21, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Aight when the shampoo bottle falls a second time, it gets to stay down. I'm not a fucking shampoo elevator. Learn to balance better bitch, I got 300lbs of fatass to clean and I don't have time for your shit.
But Trump said my eggs would be cheaper!
February 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
But Trump said my eggs would be cheaper!
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I don't have a magic wand, thus the question over it, but the rest are accurate
December 25, 2024 at 3:51 PM
I don't have a magic wand, thus the question over it, but the rest are accurate
I played Divinity 2 before Baldur's Gate 3 and thought it actually looked pretty good at the time. Revisiting it now though... It's a little rough
December 20, 2024 at 11:20 PM
I played Divinity 2 before Baldur's Gate 3 and thought it actually looked pretty good at the time. Revisiting it now though... It's a little rough
Is marvel rivals good? So far all I've seen is porn from it
December 16, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Is marvel rivals good? So far all I've seen is porn from it
Welp, my home is getting progressively hornier.
November 22, 2024 at 7:14 PM
Welp, my home is getting progressively hornier.
Glad to see bluesky is picking up a lot more people from Twitter. Helped me finally leave the platform seeing my favorites here.
November 10, 2024 at 7:39 PM
Glad to see bluesky is picking up a lot more people from Twitter. Helped me finally leave the platform seeing my favorites here.
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Willow reaaaaally enjoys talking dirty and taking it slow before railing her bfs booty.
there's like 9 more parts after this, just saying!
there's like 9 more parts after this, just saying!
November 8, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Willow reaaaaally enjoys talking dirty and taking it slow before railing her bfs booty.
there's like 9 more parts after this, just saying!
there's like 9 more parts after this, just saying!
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #282,025!
September 19, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #282,025!
In a perfect environment, would a tree just live forever if no one cut it down?
March 7, 2024 at 9:02 PM
In a perfect environment, would a tree just live forever if no one cut it down?
Giselle would be a great name for a trans woman if you think about it.
March 7, 2024 at 2:22 PM
Giselle would be a great name for a trans woman if you think about it.
#boydinner while playing some baldur's gate grind
March 6, 2024 at 11:50 PM
#boydinner while playing some baldur's gate grind