CaptivePlague
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CaptivePlague
@captiveplague.bsky.social
This fandom, like clockwork. Every Christmas Eve! 🥰
December 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Who is this and where are they holding Cementoss?? 😱
November 6, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I came back to Bluesky specifically for Cementoss/Grimoire shenanigans, and it did not disappoint!

Who knew a couch could hide a hunky-- I mean hefty slab of concrete so effectively?
September 2, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Or if it helps: you know how you suddenly resonate with something because it intersects with the content of the art or character you enjoy doing?

Which leads to the age old philosophical question: Which came first? Having a type, or or doing fanfic? 😜
September 2, 2025 at 3:31 PM
They're so good at providing spicier arts that *feels* like the canon character; the proportions, the textures, it often look just like an official FE picture would! (Sometimes moreso than some Heroes official alts!)

It's a break from "fan artists always add at least 2 cup sizes to all characters"!
June 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Weak ego asides, that's also because he tries very hard to become a real dictator. And that requires forcing the people to accept the narrative of him being The One True Leader for the nation. So he must erase any relevant presidential achievement preceding his own.
June 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I'm partly with Bev, though I'll put my disbelief at Steven reading. x)

Especially clever dog is homesick, looks at boat pictures and daydreams of sailing back to his family. Or recognizes the lingering smell and image on a picture of someone he misses.
June 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Paizo: We're removing Alignment, so you can't just assume something is evil anymore.

Also Paizo: Here's our newest dragon, a horrific faceless monster who uses mockeries of living beings to lure you to a gruesome death.
May 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Analyzing is *always* a rabbit hole, so the question you ought to ask yourself is: "Do I want to fall into that hole knowing what I already know about her and her intent?"

Just thinking about what I REMEMBER about S.P.E.W. makes my head spin, sooo... 😵‍💫
May 16, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Let's face it, that trend was tailor made for her!
May 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Do we live in a parody sketch or something? How is he real??
April 4, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I swear, I expected Makoto to enforce a rule to use 3rd person to talk of the Thieves, given how she found them.

Nobody would have batted an eye at Ryuji screaming "They're so cool!", or a bunch of teen wondering who "they" would target next!
March 28, 2025 at 1:26 AM
How does he continue to make progress and blow it simultaneously each time? x)
March 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
TBH I'm still giving them the benefit of doubt.

They'd 110% still do it even if it annoyed nobody at all, if only because it's the most hilarious thing they could think of.
March 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Yes, the shield was surpassed, hence why the character had to DO something and spend a reaction to put the shield in the equation again and Block some damage.

If PF is supposedly stupid, but the guy raging at it isn't even able to understand it, where does it put him?
March 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Your best Chaotic duo causing damage at couples-specific holiday events? Yes please!! 😍
February 21, 2025 at 7:20 AM
For those keeping track at home, this is setting the USA back 53 years in only 3 days.
January 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
1972! Oh, thank you, I had actually been wondering how many years he had set the US back in a single day in office! Now we know it's 53 years, give or take a few months! I might round it down to 50 if y'all minds too much.
January 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I've seen a post with a gif of him doing it juxtaposed next to Adolph H. doing it. Same movements, same rhythm, same gesture-- it's the same goddamn thing no matter how you look at it.
January 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Dang, there's actually plenty of newspaper left!!
January 15, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Yep, that's the one comforting thought and main reason not to give in to anti-USA rhetoric is that actual good and decent Americans are the first ones to denounce its injustice.

But as it gets worse year after year, I start to wonder if that'll be enough to help the country...
January 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
A little bit, yeah. It makes it an echo chamber for healthier view than the other one, but still an echo chamber.

It's important to be aware of it, to touch grass every now and then, and keep things in perspective to avoid your views getting distorted!
January 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM