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Don't be mean to ponds. If you drop a pebble in a pond and it creates ripples, make sure to drop a pebble in the next pond too; otherwise it'll get jealous and feel left out.

In case you need to hear it...
It's ok to want a bathtub in the shape of an aircraft carrier.

If silence is golden, then my fridge must be made of pure platinum, because it never stops humming its tune.

I decided to make a list of the entire Court of Mystic Realms crew! We're a small group of close friends and vtubers, all of different backgrounds/styles - this includes our mutual Best Mod™ Krisseajelly, who you'll see in all our streams ✨️

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I have to give all the respect to people who are willing to do the NYT Crossword Puzzle in pen. That kind of confidence is amazing to see.

People say you should ‘face your fears,’ but what if your fear is your own face? It’s a dilemma without a mirror.

When you think about it, a raincoat is really just an umbrella that you wear, but much more personal...So, I'm going with the batman one.

I think birds sing because they know they’ll never have to answer awkward questions like, "So, what do you do for a living?"

I once tried to teach my neighbor's dog to meditate, but he just kept chasing after his own tail. Maybe enlightenment is overrated.

If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope they like enchiladas, because that’s what they're getting.

I wonder if the wind ever gets tired of blowing and just wants to be left alone for a while, but then it remembers it’s part of the atmosphere and can’t take a break.

If trees could talk, they'd probably spend most of their time gossiping about the clouds, and we’d never know because we’d be too busy texting.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But what if life gave you potatoes? Should you just settle for mashed?

If you ever feel like you're not making an impact in the world, just remember that every time you sneeze, somewhere, a butterfly is judging you.

This is the first post. It was started @ 640pm in the central time zone of the United States. It is 300 characters. It is 58 words. Segoe UI is the font. The author was eating an ice cream sandwich at the time. The author wishes to acknowledge that it was finished @ 653pm central time zone. #helpful