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Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevie 💖🏳️‍⚧️
@captamazo.bsky.social
450 followers 180 following 850 posts
I'm like if a trans woman was cringe.

She/Her. 35.
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Love how this particular match head bloomed 🖤
A used match head tip, black on the bottom, then white at the very top with a red bloom to the side
September 8, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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My friend @nooroodle.bsky.social makes art! They're a Brown Gay Enby Disaster and this is what their autism looks like! Go follow them right meow! 🖤💜🤍💛
Bluey standing in front of the Trans Ocean, mother of all life. Self-portrait of Noor saying "Hope you enjoy the art!" while thinking (God, I'm such a hack...) to themselves LIKE A LIAR Sexy dog furries with long ears styled like pigtails looking at you and blushing A dog and a cat committing a CRIME by SMOKING near some GRAFFITI they probably DID like CRIMINALS
June 2, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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UwU
Selfie of Evie laying on the ground looking super beautiful
May 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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meow :3
Close up of Evelyn's eyes staring directly into the camera
May 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Local strumpet threatens to attend Renaissance fesitval
Evie in a black off shoulder top, black corset and bloomers, with a leather hip bag.
April 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
captamazo.bsky.social
Sup 🖤
Evie in a black halter top, black fishnets and a black face mask with her hair in a high ponytail.
April 23, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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POV: We partied too hard and you offered to let me crash at your place. 🖤
Evie topless, her midsection covered by pink sheets, looking directly into the camera with an intimate aura.
April 11, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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Cute girl reporting in 🖤
Evie in a rainbow halter top and black harem pants with a pinhole studded belt
March 16, 2025 at 8:29 PM
captamazo.bsky.social
Night y'all! 🌕🖤
Evelyn laying down in bed, looking up at the camera smiling from under the covers.
March 1, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Been a while, huh? 🖤
Evie wearing a black halter top, black cutoff shorts, open weave fishnets, and three belts.
February 28, 2025 at 5:42 PM
captamazo.bsky.social
I have once again constructed Mac Dogs, God's most perfect food. 🥰
Two hot dogs topped with macaroni and cheese, sweet pickle relish and ketchup.
January 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
captamazo.bsky.social
Today I added fried eggs and grapes 🥰🥰🥰
Two slices of toasted sourdough with fried eggs and pepper, halved black mission figs and red grapes.
January 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Toasted sourdough with truffle butter and black mission figs 🥰
A photo of three slices of toasted sourdough with truffle butter and and assortment of black mission figs halved
January 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Girlboss 😌💅✨
A message notification from Steam Store stating "You have sold an item on the Community Market" A digital receipt showing the amount total for the transaction to be 0.05 USD (5 cents)
January 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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I can't believe they wanna ban cute outfits from the ladies room.
Mirror selfie of Evie in a restroom, in a pleated tartan skirt and a bright red halter top with a choker.
December 27, 2024 at 8:41 PM
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Can I interest you in some ✨belly✨?
Evie's belly in black fishnets Evie's belly with black short shorts and a leather harness Evie's bare belly, navel ring visible Evie's belly, mirror selfie
December 27, 2024 at 5:12 PM
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Mele Kalikimaka y'all! 🎄🎁💕
Evie mirror selfie in a red dress and black tights.
December 25, 2024 at 9:41 PM
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Reminder to myself that I am incredibly hot and everyone who has ever crushed on me is 100% right to do so. 🥰
Evie with clip on bangs, slate gray bralette, and black and white striped underwear Evie 3/4 selfie profile in a burgundy camisole, and purple/black striped panties Evie mirror selfie in black underwear and a black halter top Evie mirror selfie, topless and with hosiery on her lower half, no underwear
December 22, 2024 at 10:09 PM
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WHEN?!
December 20, 2024 at 7:03 PM
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Company President in Michigan got stabbed. Player 2 may have entered the game.
Crime Online article titled: Michigan Employee Stabs Company President During Staff Meeting. Article reads: Police in Michigan are searching for a motive after a manufacturing company president was stabbed by an employee during. staff meeting Tuesday morning. Nathan Mahoney, 32, fled the scene but was soon arrested and charged with assault with intent to murder. He had worked for Anderseon Express Inc. in Fruitport Township for about two weeks. Police said Mahoney got up and left the meeting Tuesday morning and returned minutes later, walked over to the company president, and stabbed him in the side.
December 19, 2024 at 4:38 PM
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Clip from Futurama of Fry saying "It doesn't look so shiny to me" to Bender.
December 18, 2024 at 8:11 PM
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Twitter got to see my tummy yesterday and let's be honest they deserve it wayyyyyy less than y'all. 💕
Evie mirror selfie with a burgundy camisole top and purple/black striped panties, midriff bare and exposed.
December 18, 2024 at 3:37 PM
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I think I'm too tall for this bathroom
Evie taking a selfie in a bathroom mirror, her head cut off by the top of the mirror
December 17, 2024 at 12:32 AM
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2019 vs 2024 💕
Evie pre-transition, heavily balding with a full short beard and black rimmed glasses Evie post-transition, full head of long black hair, black top and back fishnet hosiery, clear skinned and radiant
December 15, 2024 at 10:20 PM
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Da Moon
A photo of the sky at night, a bright light contrasted against the dark outline of trees
December 15, 2024 at 2:14 AM