Emma Crossland
@captaintwitchy.bsky.social
Freelance idiot, wannabe comedian, tired Care Bear fan. Old enough to know better. She/her.
Dancing for the restless and the broken-hearted.
The Crossland bit of Crossland & Wilkinson.
Dancing for the restless and the broken-hearted.
The Crossland bit of Crossland & Wilkinson.
Occasionally I remember that this is here, then I also remember that I still don't have anything to say...
February 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Occasionally I remember that this is here, then I also remember that I still don't have anything to say...
Ed has decided to give all of his Christmas socks an outing on this holiday.
May 8, 2024 at 3:09 PM
Ed has decided to give all of his Christmas socks an outing on this holiday.
Maybe this is where I’ll store all the holiday thoughts that are too weird/tedious for Facebook.
May 7, 2024 at 8:45 AM
Maybe this is where I’ll store all the holiday thoughts that are too weird/tedious for Facebook.
The departures board at Manchester Airport keeps telling me to relax. Clearly it hasn’t met me…
May 7, 2024 at 8:44 AM
The departures board at Manchester Airport keeps telling me to relax. Clearly it hasn’t met me…
Today I am a pussy magnet - by which I mean the cats will not give me a minute of peace.
February 18, 2024 at 11:58 AM
Today I am a pussy magnet - by which I mean the cats will not give me a minute of peace.
I pretend that Leave by REM is my favourite song, but it isn't. My real favourite song is the theme tune to DuckTales. In unrelated news, I'm enjoying my free six months of Disney+ lots today.
February 12, 2024 at 2:45 PM
I pretend that Leave by REM is my favourite song, but it isn't. My real favourite song is the theme tune to DuckTales. In unrelated news, I'm enjoying my free six months of Disney+ lots today.
The problem with these things is that I'm still an overly-dramatic teenager at heart, and all I really want to do is post meaningful song lyrics about my Feelings, which the adult part of my brain realises is very tedious indeed.
February 7, 2024 at 9:39 AM
The problem with these things is that I'm still an overly-dramatic teenager at heart, and all I really want to do is post meaningful song lyrics about my Feelings, which the adult part of my brain realises is very tedious indeed.
I'm here! What did I miss? I wonder if this will be the one that I actually use to post thing on, rather than just doomscrolling through endless misogyny...
February 7, 2024 at 9:37 AM
I'm here! What did I miss? I wonder if this will be the one that I actually use to post thing on, rather than just doomscrolling through endless misogyny...