@captaintrips1978.bsky.social
So mote it be
Sorry, but that was 9 years ago. Unless I’m thinking of a different event
January 31, 2026 at 6:26 PM
What happened this time?
January 30, 2026 at 6:22 PM
I can’t believe this is how I learned this happened…
January 29, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Not just a college professor, a professor of rhetoric
January 28, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Idk. Maybe it’s because I grew up watching snow games, but i never understood this POV because to me snow/bad weather IS the pure version of the game. That’s like, the sign that The Football Gods have given you their blessing
January 26, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Also, Philly residents literally eat horse shit as a delicacy when the eagles win the Super Bowl.
January 26, 2026 at 7:02 AM
They’re antlers. He’s the football moose
January 26, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Not intentionally gassing them YET. The Holocaust didn’t start with gas chambers
January 21, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Which, as I type this, might be a better highlight of how toxic that job was than any of the other anecdotes I usually use when complaining about it
January 7, 2026 at 2:55 AM
I’m jealous. My boss worked us like dogs that day & couldn’t fathom why our minds were on other things. So we kept having to sneak off to the bathroom to check the news
January 7, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Carolina wins the division!
January 4, 2026 at 9:06 PM
I’m a younger millennial male. Aside from continuing to be a mildly decent person, is there anything I can do to help prevent Gen Z men from getting sucked into manosphere bullshit? I have relatives I’m worried about who might be on the bubble & I can’t tell how far gone they are
December 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Are there any bastards that you have covered that you later changed your mind about and decided that their bad behavior wasn’t quite enough to qualify as a bastard?
December 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Yeah, Taco Bell might be the one place that has a higher tolerance for insane bullshit than Waffle House
December 28, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Reposted
I hate the fact we focus so much on performative joy for December instead of encouraging people to find joy year round. Celebrate the holiday if you want, but stop demanding other people do it too. Some of us have problems we can't ignore for a whole month for "holiday spirit".
December 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Build a designated stadium in Alaska, so it’s always at a neutral field. Like how the pro bowl has its own stadium in Hawaii
December 8, 2025 at 1:54 PM
“Young ladies, young ladies, I like 'em underage, see
Some say that's statutory (But I say it's mandatory)” - hand to God, this is an actual lyric that he wrote that I did not make up
October 11, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I don’t have any personal experience with Quakers, but their reputation is golden
October 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I’m sure there’s a RINO somewhere, but I very highly doubt that any MAGA creep can step within a hundred yards of a UU church without bursting into flames
October 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The Unitarian Universalist churches are basically the opposite of MAGA
October 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM