Captain Sterling
@captainsterlinglas.bsky.social
I write spicy books!
If polyamorous pirates, witchy magic, and swashbuckling adventure sound like your idea of a good time, check out Lost At Sea by Captain Sterling on Kindle Unlimited.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0F26Q6W56
If polyamorous pirates, witchy magic, and swashbuckling adventure sound like your idea of a good time, check out Lost At Sea by Captain Sterling on Kindle Unlimited.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0F26Q6W56
There were a bunch of Githzerai in Demon Stone.
November 28, 2025 at 4:41 AM
There were a bunch of Githzerai in Demon Stone.
Incredibly sexy.
Also, I really want to know the backstory. How did a promise like this even happen?
Also, I really want to know the backstory. How did a promise like this even happen?
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Incredibly sexy.
Also, I really want to know the backstory. How did a promise like this even happen?
Also, I really want to know the backstory. How did a promise like this even happen?
If it's not fun for you, don't do it. Your mental health and happiness has to come first. Take care of yourself.
November 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
If it's not fun for you, don't do it. Your mental health and happiness has to come first. Take care of yourself.
I missed it?? 😫
a black and white cartoon of snoopy laying on top of a wooden house in the rain .
ALT: a black and white cartoon of snoopy laying on top of a wooden house in the rain .
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November 23, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I missed it?? 😫
Nice to see proper holding arm technique. That's the right way to do it.
November 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Nice to see proper holding arm technique. That's the right way to do it.
I've decided I like you enough to indulge this new sadism kink you're exploring, but I want you to understand that you're a monster.
November 22, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I've decided I like you enough to indulge this new sadism kink you're exploring, but I want you to understand that you're a monster.
Is one of them earth? Feels like it.
November 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Is one of them earth? Feels like it.
I didn't expect cyber-goth to be your kitchen aesthetic. I like it.
November 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I didn't expect cyber-goth to be your kitchen aesthetic. I like it.
I have diplomatic immunity.
November 17, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I have diplomatic immunity.
You limeys have a really weird legal system.
November 16, 2025 at 9:26 PM
You limeys have a really weird legal system.
I don't think I've ever done a snugglefuck that didn't eventually turn into pronebone.
Will the cops break down the door over that?
Will the cops break down the door over that?
November 16, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I don't think I've ever done a snugglefuck that didn't eventually turn into pronebone.
Will the cops break down the door over that?
Will the cops break down the door over that?
I wonder if you could get booty shorts that look like Hypnotoad's eyes.
November 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I wonder if you could get booty shorts that look like Hypnotoad's eyes.
Your butt makes me stupider.
I zoomed in. Then I tried to zoom out to see the rest of you and was too hypnotized by booty to figure out why it didn't work.
I zoomed in. Then I tried to zoom out to see the rest of you and was too hypnotized by booty to figure out why it didn't work.
November 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Your butt makes me stupider.
I zoomed in. Then I tried to zoom out to see the rest of you and was too hypnotized by booty to figure out why it didn't work.
I zoomed in. Then I tried to zoom out to see the rest of you and was too hypnotized by booty to figure out why it didn't work.
Sometimes a social media break is healthy.
Just don't log off and then quietly beat yourself up over a misunderstanding. You didn't do anything wrong.
Just don't log off and then quietly beat yourself up over a misunderstanding. You didn't do anything wrong.
November 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Sometimes a social media break is healthy.
Just don't log off and then quietly beat yourself up over a misunderstanding. You didn't do anything wrong.
Just don't log off and then quietly beat yourself up over a misunderstanding. You didn't do anything wrong.
Happened a couple months ago. I was editing a previous book for Kindle release, and cracked myself up. I think my imposter syndrome died in that moment.
November 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Happened a couple months ago. I was editing a previous book for Kindle release, and cracked myself up. I think my imposter syndrome died in that moment.
Now I want to see you wag it.
November 2, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Now I want to see you wag it.