That cow looks...very blocky

You mean to say that torture pleasures you?

AI and hustle culture have really made some con vendors forget why the scene exists in the first place

Like, your 3D printed dragons and Pokémon look substantially less cool if I see 4 or 5 booths selling identical ones

Finally, a movie for people who felt a semblance of personality one time and were so disgusted that they chose never to feel that way again

Well, Penny, you are an odd bunny, but I must say, you steam a good frame

Oh jeez, as if the wrist wasn't bad enough! Here's hoping for a quick recovery on both fronts

Such dangerous creatures, babies

(Hopefully it heals up soon!!)

I genuinely need to know what reality investors and other rich people live in so I know to actively avoid it

Of course!!! You bring out their personalities so well and I'm so happy to see them so lovey-dovey

So I guess that 3DS port's never coming, huh

"'They' call it a ball, but not I. I have evolved beyond such trite terms. When in my presence, you will refer to it as 'rotund rubber object intended for the purposes of bouncing or throwing', please and thank you."

"Oh, magic conch, tell us what we need to do now!"
*pulls string*
"Raise XBox prices another $400. Greenlight 80 more Call of Duties."

I fell off of wrestling for this specific reason, so many either outright MAGAts or willing to put their supposed principles aside as long as the money's good