Captain Space Pants
@captainspacepants.bsky.social
Bake bread, be nice, love everyone.
"Remember your oath" was said to the US military by our former president.
Aren't our elected officials required to take an oath as well? Or do they think it doesn't count any more?
Aren't our elected officials required to take an oath as well? Or do they think it doesn't count any more?
February 2, 2025 at 12:36 PM
"Remember your oath" was said to the US military by our former president.
Aren't our elected officials required to take an oath as well? Or do they think it doesn't count any more?
Aren't our elected officials required to take an oath as well? Or do they think it doesn't count any more?
If by throne you mean toilet, that much is obvious. The cries for justice have fallen on deaf ears.
January 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
If by throne you mean toilet, that much is obvious. The cries for justice have fallen on deaf ears.
Love you Maggie 🫶 you speak the truth.
January 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Love you Maggie 🫶 you speak the truth.
For the love of gods, someone take his Sharpie away and give him an iPad with Candy Crush on it
January 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
For the love of gods, someone take his Sharpie away and give him an iPad with Candy Crush on it
Not the Gravy Seals 😭
January 21, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Not the Gravy Seals 😭
All that money and he can't afford a dictionary 🙄
January 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
All that money and he can't afford a dictionary 🙄
Reposted by Captain Space Pants
Of the approximately 200 executive orders trump has signed in his 1st 24-48 hours which ones:
reduce the cost of groceries;
reduce inflation;
reduce unemployment;
lower mortgage rates;
improve healthcare services;
lower heath insurance costs;
lower the cost of anything.
reduce the cost of groceries;
reduce inflation;
reduce unemployment;
lower mortgage rates;
improve healthcare services;
lower heath insurance costs;
lower the cost of anything.
January 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Of the approximately 200 executive orders trump has signed in his 1st 24-48 hours which ones:
reduce the cost of groceries;
reduce inflation;
reduce unemployment;
lower mortgage rates;
improve healthcare services;
lower heath insurance costs;
lower the cost of anything.
reduce the cost of groceries;
reduce inflation;
reduce unemployment;
lower mortgage rates;
improve healthcare services;
lower heath insurance costs;
lower the cost of anything.
*ill douche
January 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
*ill douche
What happened today that made you smile? My kids saw snow for the first time last week and it was magical.
January 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
What happened today that made you smile? My kids saw snow for the first time last week and it was magical.
We tried following the proper channels. We tried going high. It didn't work. What happened today was embarrassing.
January 20, 2025 at 11:38 PM
We tried following the proper channels. We tried going high. It didn't work. What happened today was embarrassing.
It's showing deleted but I'm active on that subreddit. What video was it?
January 20, 2025 at 1:37 AM
It's showing deleted but I'm active on that subreddit. What video was it?
Who came up with Smelania tho
January 20, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Who came up with Smelania tho
Ugh I hope they cuff his tiny orange hands soon and drag his sorry ass away.
January 20, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Ugh I hope they cuff his tiny orange hands soon and drag his sorry ass away.
I thought that too... TikTok is known to spread information rapidly and we know which creators will be ready to report. The timing is sus.
January 19, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I thought that too... TikTok is known to spread information rapidly and we know which creators will be ready to report. The timing is sus.
Well look who crawled out of the couch long enough to run his mouth. Who is this guy again?
December 20, 2024 at 2:47 AM
Well look who crawled out of the couch long enough to run his mouth. Who is this guy again?