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Captain Smirk
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Rocket stopper. Connoisseur of calling out assholery. Deflector of bullshit. Repellent of all qrackpottery and magatry. Investor in cucumber futures.
I dunno, have you seen the charred remains of the GQP lately? I'd say we've been building some incredibly large bunches of bananas for a couple of decades now. Hannity, Carlson, and the other Fox Noise folks are the gardeners.😄
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June 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM