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Museums, mormonism, movies, and a mediocre basketball team
Without saying Sinners, name your film of the year.
November 18, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Without saying Sinners, name your film of the year.
If you see this, post four female characters you love
October 29, 2025 at 4:58 AM
If you see this, post four female characters you love
Millennials complaining about kids' obsession with "6 7" is rich given that we could not physically restrain ourselves from saying "Your mom goes to college" at any given opportunity when we were their age
October 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Millennials complaining about kids' obsession with "6 7" is rich given that we could not physically restrain ourselves from saying "Your mom goes to college" at any given opportunity when we were their age
"I was married but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle."
October 16, 2025 at 3:56 PM
"I was married but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle."
We have a 7-pound Havanese who is PERFECT. Hypoallergenic, low maintenance, intelligent, healthy, etc. I think he would have been a great service dog if he'd started as a puppy.
Most Havanese aren't quite that small, but they're a great breed!
Most Havanese aren't quite that small, but they're a great breed!
October 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
We have a 7-pound Havanese who is PERFECT. Hypoallergenic, low maintenance, intelligent, healthy, etc. I think he would have been a great service dog if he'd started as a puppy.
Most Havanese aren't quite that small, but they're a great breed!
Most Havanese aren't quite that small, but they're a great breed!
There can be only one! Who is the champion of looking directly at the camera?
October 10, 2025 at 3:17 AM
There can be only one! Who is the champion of looking directly at the camera?
Will Hardy (left) and Walker Kessler (right) the minute the Jazz win their 10th game:
October 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Will Hardy (left) and Walker Kessler (right) the minute the Jazz win their 10th game:
I knew this shift was happening, but I had no idea it was this drastic. My Utah County ward is still pretty Trumpy, and this gives me some hope that the church is changing.
I do wonder if anti-vaxers and anti-immigrant hardliners are being included in the adaptive believers category though
I do wonder if anti-vaxers and anti-immigrant hardliners are being included in the adaptive believers category though
October 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I knew this shift was happening, but I had no idea it was this drastic. My Utah County ward is still pretty Trumpy, and this gives me some hope that the church is changing.
I do wonder if anti-vaxers and anti-immigrant hardliners are being included in the adaptive believers category though
I do wonder if anti-vaxers and anti-immigrant hardliners are being included in the adaptive believers category though
Kinda hope Bad Bunny does the whole Super Bowl Halftime Show dressed like this
September 30, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Kinda hope Bad Bunny does the whole Super Bowl Halftime Show dressed like this
I'm rewatching Ted Lasso and am now convinced that Hannah Waddingham's performance in season 1 is the best acting I have ever seen
September 7, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I'm rewatching Ted Lasso and am now convinced that Hannah Waddingham's performance in season 1 is the best acting I have ever seen
Incels: Women only go for tall guys who exude masculinity
Every straight woman on earth in unison: The sexiest thing I have ever seen is a 5'7" man in drag
Every straight woman on earth in unison: The sexiest thing I have ever seen is a 5'7" man in drag
August 9, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Incels: Women only go for tall guys who exude masculinity
Every straight woman on earth in unison: The sexiest thing I have ever seen is a 5'7" man in drag
Every straight woman on earth in unison: The sexiest thing I have ever seen is a 5'7" man in drag
little elf princes stay winning
July 14, 2025 at 8:06 PM
little elf princes stay winning
1 seisure and a $1,000 visit to the 23-hour vet and it looks like this little guy is gonna be okay
July 3, 2025 at 9:26 AM
1 seisure and a $1,000 visit to the 23-hour vet and it looks like this little guy is gonna be okay
BREAKING: The Right Honourable Lady Catherine de Bourgh (whose bounty and beneficence has preferred me to the valuable rectory of this parish, where it shall be my earnest endeavour to demean myself with grateful respect towards her Ladyship) has endorsed Andrew Cuomo for mayor.
June 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
BREAKING: The Right Honourable Lady Catherine de Bourgh (whose bounty and beneficence has preferred me to the valuable rectory of this parish, where it shall be my earnest endeavour to demean myself with grateful respect towards her Ladyship) has endorsed Andrew Cuomo for mayor.
The US has one party with clear policy goals, many of which are unpopular, and they see winning elections as a means to that end.
The other party focuses on winning elections and adapts its policies to whatever they feel will help them do so.
Guess which one controls all 3 branches of government?
The other party focuses on winning elections and adapts its policies to whatever they feel will help them do so.
Guess which one controls all 3 branches of government?
June 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The US has one party with clear policy goals, many of which are unpopular, and they see winning elections as a means to that end.
The other party focuses on winning elections and adapts its policies to whatever they feel will help them do so.
Guess which one controls all 3 branches of government?
The other party focuses on winning elections and adapts its policies to whatever they feel will help them do so.
Guess which one controls all 3 branches of government?
She's out of surgery and doing great!
June 3, 2025 at 10:46 PM
She's out of surgery and doing great!
This is her dog Pilot, usually known as Pie Pie or the Naughty Puppy
June 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
This is her dog Pilot, usually known as Pie Pie or the Naughty Puppy