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@captainofnothing.bsky.social
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Poor @procommoner.bsky.social , being misled by theepicmantaray in Walkabout Mini Golf who then DOESN'T EVEN FOLLOW HIS OWN ADVICE!. I did earnestly try to warn them both...
#vtuber #walkaboutminigolf
August 1, 2025 at 10:41 PM
IN MY DEFENSE, this is because I hadn't played Lab Rat in about a week and I didn't remember all of the mechanics and was still warming back up....
...and the drink was water BTW
#vtuber
July 31, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Could I have made that shot again if I tried? No. Not a chance. But I wasn't about to let my brother shame me in #walkaboutminigolf again!
#vtuber
July 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I have been told that this moment is when people realized "Oh, they're *actual* brothers"
#vtuber #SplitFiction
July 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
All I'm saying, is a saddle would have helped
#splitfiction #vtuber
July 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Poor twitch.tv/theepicmantaray learning some harsh truths while we play #SplitFiction
#vtuber
June 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I free him from his chains, and THAT'S how he thanks me?
(older clip from #DOOMTheDarkAges I forgot to post)
#vtuber
June 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I didn't think "I have a bad feeling about this" would mean ceiling buttholes. I didn't have that one on my Journey to the Savage Planet bingo card.
#vtuber
June 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Yay! ....wait
#vtuber
June 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Well, that's what I get for trusting
@procommoner.bsky.social around my orb. Mini golf will never be the same...
#vtuber #walkaboutminigolf
June 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
They should have named him Ass-rak
(minor spoilers for #DOOMTheDarkAges)
#vtuber
May 17, 2025 at 1:44 AM
There was a WHAT in my lake?!?!?
#vtuber
May 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM
"This is a problem"
#OuterWilds #vtuber
May 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I am yet again reminded that #OuterWilds autopilot is much more auto than pilot.

Almost makes a good treehouse though...
#vtuber
May 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I really need to get better about watching my step in #OuterWilds , especially around ACTIVE GRAVITY CANNONS
#vtuber
April 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
The autopilot in #outerwilds definitely seems to be more auto, less pilot.
#vtuber
April 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I may have lost my ship back on the Quantum Moon but I did, eventually, find a way to get it back. Kinda.
#vtuber #outerwilds
April 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Oh, so that's what it sounds like. Good to know, but I hope I never hear it again...
#vtuber #outerwilds
April 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
In R.E.P.O. @twiiccster.bsky.social did a good job of taking out the flying mouth monster, but the game didn't exactly give us much of an option in retrieving the reward:

#vtuber #repo
March 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I HAVE PROOF. I did not, in fact, shoot CrypticPilot in R.E.P.O., I dropped it and it just HAPPENED to misfire when it hit the ground.
... @hell0kitty182.bsky.social still got onto me though...

#vtuber #repo
March 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I thought I was the last one alive in R.E.P.O. when I ran into @joelidan.bsky.social, but he didn't exactly fill me with renewed confidence...

#vtuber #repo
March 19, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Spending some stream downtime discussing with Enderdesto our plan to market CrypticPilot and Joelidan's bathwater, do you think it would work? @hell0kitty182.bsky.social and @twiiccster.bsky.social didn't sound too enthusiastic...
January 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I think I cut CrypticPilot's speech a little short there....
January 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I like the parallax effect that Slay the Princess uses throughout it's scenes

But sometimes.......
#vtuber #slaytheprincess
November 29, 2024 at 5:51 PM
I called out for my friend named Creature, but a different "creature" decided to come say hi....
#vtuber #lethalcompany
November 18, 2024 at 11:01 PM