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Captain Oblivious
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Dad. Geek. Musician. Card carrying member of the ACLU (”… why aren’t you, Bob?”). SSBN 627. Inevitably snarky. Professionally: IT Enterprise Architect.
Teabaglican, maybe? Not to kink shame or bring up Bubba
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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It seems the pay is great but I don’t think there’s enough money in the world to make it worth having your entire identity be “whiny loser bigot”
November 20, 2025 at 2:13 PM
He should be fired, cancelled, and shunned like the depraved weasel he is. Teaching?!?! Never
November 18, 2025 at 2:55 AM
You have never been less relatable, sir
November 14, 2025 at 1:14 AM
They picked Green as one of the 40 airports to cancel flights? How did they select the airports? Green isn’t the 40th busiest airport in the country. Or anywhere close. Did they just cancel flights in blue states?! That would be on brand for those weasels…
November 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Come think about it, Elon Musk being a Jets fan would make total sense. Just a loser through and through.
October 29, 2025 at 11:19 AM
The modern Republican Party thinks Ronald Reagan was a radical socialist who hated America. I mean, that’s what they call people who say exactly what he said. I don’t make the rules. *shrug*
October 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Amen to that. I wish Jrue had been in Boston for his entire career. All-time Celtics Defense and all-time Celtics class. The man just always did whatever we needed, including sometimes taking a step back and sacrificing his offensive numbers.
October 23, 2025 at 4:04 AM
LiBEraL mAinStrEam meDiA, which is neither liberal nor mainstream. Gives very “Moral Majority” vibes
October 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Breaking: Dog killer thinks brutalizing children is entirely appropriate and correct.
October 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM