captainmumble.bsky.social
@captainmumble.bsky.social
Yeah,nah. *I'm* the pope and using powers granted to me in the Constitutional I'm imposing Tariffs (a word I invented by the way) on whatever the hell it is you manufacture.

Oh, look . . . a squirrel.
December 12, 2025 at 9:00 AM
What's the over/under on the mango boys taking each other out?
Pretty sure McLaren has form on the board for this sort of silliness.
December 2, 2025 at 7:44 AM
I've had to accept that my favourite guitarist is a racist piece of shit and my favourite band is miming to backing tracks in concert.
2 of my fave comedians were recently in Ryhad.

It never seems to end well when you peep behind the curtain.
December 2, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I'll wait for her to publicly apologise *in person* to David Hogg and then ask Jaimie Raskin if the tent is still big enough/

jfc Charlie,read the room.🤦‍♂️
November 19, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Please stop making stupid people famous.
October 31, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Delusional clown with an audience of one.

Save it for the Cabinet meeting/
October 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Why do Democrats think every Republican owns a fucking yacht?

Every conversation should begin with "these people have cost you your health,your livelihood and your sense of well-being".

Did she at least wag a disapproving finger in the general direction of 'them'?
September 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
No great loss.
September 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I hate it when I'm right about shit like this.
September 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
They've missed out on turning him into Horst Wessel so they'll settle for MLK.

Statues,monuments and public holidays to follow.
September 13, 2025 at 2:04 PM
40 points (in this case) don't equal 40%.

Do better please.
February 6, 2025 at 4:57 AM